Republicans on the right, Democrats on the left#

These pictures speak a thousand words.

Republicans on the right, Democrats on the left. 

 

Man it SUCKS to be a Democrat, and it SUCKS to be poor.

So come be a Republican, we are RICH we we have all the power!
(Gays and minorities need not apply).

Friday, September 21, 2007 #    Comments [18]  | 

 

Sunday, September 23, 2007 10:35:24 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
This is so AWESOME!!!! They used to say that the good get their reward in heaven, but clearly Jesus is so happy with the performance of the Republicans in recent times, especially President Bush, that the good get their reward on earth, too!
Troubador
Sunday, September 23, 2007 8:41:45 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I almost feel sorry for those Democrats...ALMOST! I bet not a single one of them even has their own swimming pool! But its their own fault for not being a Republican.
Liberal Ball Kicker
Monday, September 24, 2007 2:32:36 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
fuck all you conservative bitches all you motherfuckers want is to go to war with someone who doesn't agree with you. so you can all kiss my liberal ass. bitches
jerry smith
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 7:45:27 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
There's no hate like Liberal hate.
GodHatesLibs
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 8:35:16 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
But what about the hate God has the homoterrorcrats?
DabbaDon
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 9:07:28 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
God's hate for liberals and homoterrocrats is greater than liberal hate.

But only because he is God.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 4:15:56 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I note that Mr Smith has requested that you all use your mouthparts on his rear end.

This seems to tally nicely with what I've been reading on this site with regards to the sort of things that Democrats get up to in their spare time. Well, Mr Smith, if you must do that kind of thing, kindly keep it behind closed doors in future!
Thinker
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 4:17:38 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Sorry - that was me. I was so horrified at Mr Smith's suggestion that I mistyped my name.

Shocking!
Stinker
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:40:10 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
MAYBE THIS IS WHY LIBERALS HATE AMERICA SO MUCH. GODDAMN HOMOS
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:41:29 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
MAYBE THIS IS WHY LIBERALS HATE AMERICA SO MUCH. GODDAMN HOMOS
Thursday, September 27, 2007 2:14:01 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
you can come over to the right side any time
no1
Saturday, October 06, 2007 12:55:51 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
But...but..! But Jesus preached that you give up your worldly possessions and attachments so you could follow a righteous path without being led into temptation, yes? So...yeah, seems that in today's world the Republicans have been led astray by corporate and political gain, and rather maybe it's the liberals who have indeed found a more loving and compassionate way of life for all God's children?

Just think about it before you jump all over my ass.
Pastafarian
Friday, October 19, 2007 1:15:55 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
THIS IS RETARDED! In fact most middle class and poor people who vote republican are literally retarded and got tricked into voting that way. Why? Because republicans get people to vote their dreams, not their interests! That is why we see an expanding gap between the rich and poor and the eroding of the middle class. Because these people are too stupid to be able to figure out what is in their economic interests. That is why so many people of modest means are in favor of eliminating the estate tax/death tax. This tax only applies to the richest 1-2% of Americans but these people vote that way because the republicans have actually tricked these people into thinking that one day they too might be that rich! I got news for you, economic mobility in America is DEAD! If you were born poor, you will stay poor! YOU CAN THANK THE REPUBLICANS FOR THAT!
FUCK REPUBLICANS!!!
The Dude of Life
Tuesday, November 06, 2007 12:50:25 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Yeah only poor people are Dems... huh.. I wonder why I am not poor (not even close) and still a Dem.... OH YEAH I know cause ya'll are freaking IGNORANT.
notAhaterlikeU
Wednesday, November 07, 2007 1:52:27 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
That is the least Christian picture I have seen from another Christian. Didn't God say that we need to give? Doesn't God love everyone? Shouldn't we all love everyone? I am neither a Republican nor a Democrat (I am a Third Party), but you are all hypocrites.
Evolutionary Creationism
Saturday, November 24, 2007 2:08:24 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"God's HATE?"

These two words make me want to laugh. If God hates people, why have I always heard that God is LOVE?

I'm not poor. But why should I have anything against people who are? If you didn't know, Jesus (who I am pretty sure does not hate anyone, including Democrats and Republicans) was homeless - he went from place to place teaching about GENOROUSITY, LOVE and COMPASSION.

Evolutionary Creationism, you are so right.

You people make me sick - but I don't hate you, because that's against my religion of Christianity - I feel sorry that you believe stuff like this.

WorldPeace17
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 1:18:31 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
what happens when u burn the poor side
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:53:54 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I received this in an e-mail and it gives a clear outlook on how corrupt liberal ideas are.



This one is a little different. Two different versions! Two different morals!

OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well-fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

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MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer ling, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the and should be allowed to be warm and well-fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food, America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green."

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news station film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, President Obama approves the EEOC draft from the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed, when he was in office, from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found ead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spider's who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008
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