Attention Suspected Terrorists: We Will Torture You!#
Waterboarding is Dick Cheney's favorite way to torture people. Just in case there was any doubt in the mind of a suspected terrorist, we will torture you. There is no doubt about it; no need to be coy. Jesus is not happy that you are a terrorist, or that you might be a terrorist, or even that you have possibly been accused of maybe knowning someone who could be a terrorist, or even if you are just a Muslum.

There is no excuse. You could have proven you were not a terrorist before you were snatched by the CIA, so why didn't you do any of them?

Did you change your name, from something terrorist sounding like "Bairak Osama" to something "US friendly" like "George Washington."

Did you donate to the Republican National Committee or GOP.com (God's Own Party)? $2000 would go a long way to show you are Pro-America and Pro-Bush.

Did you give up Muslumism and join a Christian Church? Why not? You want to go to hell??!?

So, if you don't do these things, what can you expect?
The documents show that detainees were hooded, gagged, strangled, beaten with blunt objects, subjected to sleep deprivation and to hot and cold environmental conditions.

"There is no question that U.S. interrogations have resulted in deaths," said Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU.

The autopsy reports list deaths by "strangulation," "asphyxiation" and "blunt force injuries."


So remember, if you think that someone might consider you to be a terrorist suspect, and you don't want to be tortured to death, you might want to take some steps now to avoid the pain!!

Praise the lord!

 

Tuesday, June 05, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Tuesday, June 05, 2007 5:01:11 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I'm sure this is where you're going to get someone all pissed off and they'll leave some comment telling us how wrong it is for the government to be torturing people, and that we go around picking up innocent people and accusing them of terrorism just so we can torture them.
I figure if they were innocent, they wouldn't have gotten picked up. Sure maybe a few people that we accuse aren't terrorists, but they were probably doing something wrong. Screw 'em!
Tuesday, June 05, 2007 5:48:40 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Someone complained about my HALF-naked slut gravitar, so I changed it.
Tuesday, June 05, 2007 7:01:09 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Brilliant!

That is the kind of stuff us Republicans can really "get behind" if you know what I mean!! wink wink!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007 6:15:43 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Hahahahahahahaha no you don't piss me off, you make me sad... I was looking for some more debate on the other topic but suddenly it went silent. After I laid down the history for you guys...


ahum, I guess you didn't get the history lesson...


Well I leave you with...

"Forgive them Father they (you in this case) for they don't know what they are doing"

I hope you can justify yourself in front the Grand Judge himself when your time has come...

ByeBye

Martijn
Wednesday, June 06, 2007 9:59:40 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I sure hope the CIA finds Martijn and tortures him, he must be up to something bad.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007 12:35:40 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
hahahaha good one!

just to explain myself (which I don't have to, but do it anyway),

With "when your time has come", I mean after a rich, save and healthy live offcourse...

But your figured that one out allready didn't you?

It is good to see that you got some humor!

I love to talk to you people more,with a civil voice offcourse, but time is catching up...

Maybe I'll be back to debate you on other things (may opinion about torture is well known, so I won't repeat it here) but for now I have to do some good works.

No no terrorists helping and planning or such, I'm a fysiotherapist and work at a elderly home. I help those people walk and excersise again and make their (last) days, happy days by joking with them on the side. Like I said good work but timedemanding...so maybe later

ByeBye and Gods Speed

Martijn
Wednesday, June 06, 2007 12:43:56 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
O and before I get the question "Hey you lying scum, on the other topic you said you were a historian!!!" Well I am, but that job didn't fit me...to many people who don/t look father then their nose was long...So I got myself through college again(..my god, what a struggle with money)and now I doing what I do best, helping people...

Allrighty then...

ByeBye
Martijn
Thursday, June 07, 2007 3:12:24 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
lol. Its good to see someone change their gravatar to something worse but i guess thats how you yanks work. Anywho I actually agree with the whole muslum torture thing. Chances are 90% of the people in there are guilty of something. Oh and by the way its actually Islam not Muslumim but their savages so its alright if you simpitons get mixed up.
Dom da Bomb
Thursday, June 07, 2007 3:22:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
And before any redneck republicans reply...yes I am Satan...does hell do christmas?
Dom da Bomb
Thursday, June 07, 2007 7:02:36 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
SATAN???!?!??!

Satan listen to me. I command the back to thy deepest dungon!

From whence you came
you shall remain
until you are
complete again
Thursday, June 07, 2007 11:43:12 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
See Martijn, this is why nobody talks to you. Either agree with us or get pissed off and say crazy stuff. That drunk australian, Dum de Bum, is a hell of a lot more fun than you. You're way too nice.
Friday, June 08, 2007 1:01:13 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Man i am hammared right now! its been like 2 minutes since my last drink...time to get pissed...(note sarcasm)
Dom da Bomb
Saturday, June 09, 2007 10:57:48 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
It's a good thing Martijn doesn't teach grammar to the people at the old folks home.
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