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Jerry Falwell Ascends To Heaven (He's Dead)

Jerry Falwell's Dead, but he is with God now right? right????

Today is a sad day. The great Jerry Falwell has decided that it is time for him to move on. In a world of increasing satanism, and progressive activism, Jerry decided that it was time for him to leave this world, and move on to the next, where he can use his powers at a global level.

The bad news is that we will no longer have him on this planet to give us great advice. He was of such high caliber, he could even rival President Bush in terms of wisdom and intelligence.

The good news is that this probably means that the Democrats have no chance in winning the election in 2008.

With Jerry up in heaven, he will easily be able to influence God to "adjust" things so that true evil, like Barak Obama, will have no chance to win.

Republicans are going to win in a landslide!!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Comments [11] |

Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:05:07 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Farewell, sweet prince.

liberalsareevil

Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:15:14 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

The world now has a lot less hate. You will not be missed. You should have taken the NRA with you

Skip

Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:53:24 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Wow, Skip, you have no respect for the sanctity of life, and you take joy in the death of others.

Who let a Democrat on this site?

liberalsareevil

Friday, May 18, 2007 7:30:44 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Farwell Falwell.

Frank Stige

Monday, May 21, 2007 1:38:01 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

that bastard is burning in hell right now.. yay! thank god he's dead

bushisafag

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:12:17 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

I'm confused, I would think this comment would come from a liberal, but Bush is a fag(bushisafag)?
I thought liberals loved fags and in most cases ARE fags. Why would you say Bush is one of your kind when you obviously hate him? Strange.

killtheenemy

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 4:24:16 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

suck ur own dick killtheenemy go and shoot urself in the head so we can have a party at my house and ur burning in hell still sucking ur cock

anonymous

Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:20:50 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

"Clever, witty, inspiring" says newsweek about anonymous comment. The Chicago Tribune says "riveting". "I couldn't put it down" says some sarcastic guy in Arizona. "It was much better than your dad. I think I'll cheat on him with it and have another child, just like I did with that bum downtown" says your mom.
How's that party going by the way?

killtheenemy

Thursday, May 24, 2007 4:08:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

wow.. u really are in love with that fuckhead. y don't u shoot urself so u can burn in hell with him? im sure we can make a national holiday cause we won't have another fucked up president.

anonymous

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:07:40 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Another eloquent comment from anaymous. Totally changed my life, thank you for setting me straight with your words of wisdom.

killtheenemy

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:10:33 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

"anaymous"? Great stupidity is contagious, thanks for infecting me anonymous, now I really should shoot myself to avoid becoming a complete retard like you.

killtheenemy

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