Would Jesus Descriminate? HELL YES!!#

Some pusillanimouses over in Indianapolis are mad that some good hard working, honest Christian Republicans would deface a billboard that claims to suggest that Jesus "affirmed a gay couple" (see the picture below).

The only thing Jesus would do if he say a gay couple is kick them in the balls!

Jesus was very clear on this issue:

1) Homosexuals are evil

2) Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice

3) People who choose to live as homosexuals hate God and embrace Satan

4) Democrats embrace the homosexual agenda and are anti-family

So WWJD?  He would kick them in the balls, just before he cast them down into HELL!!!

So I would like to thank whoever went up on that ladder to vandalize this message, and mark it as it really is: A LIE! 

If you want to hear THE TRUTH and not a bunch of lies, you need to read this site, and watch FoxNews.  Don't listen to the liberal media!

 

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 10:47:14 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Let's not forget that homos are also responsible for global warming*, with all their fabulousness and nonstop talking and hair product heating up the atmosphere.

(*Or the would be responsible, if global warming was real, which if course every Bible-believing Christian knows it so totally isn't.)
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 11:54:34 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Exactly!

If global warming is real... and there is no way I am going to admit it is, because it isn't, then it is caused by homosexuals.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:40:35 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
We can clear this all up with Genisis. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.
Nobody
Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:28:21 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't kick anyone in the balls. He might break a toe, you know, with those sandles he wore.
Frank Stige
Thursday, April 26, 2007 5:37:53 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
http://www.godhatesfags.com

Nothing more needs to be said.
GodHatesLibs
Friday, April 27, 2007 9:06:15 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Matthew 8:
5And when Jesus entered Capernaum, a centurion came to Him, imploring Him,

6and saying, "Lord, my servant is lying paralyzed at home, fearfully tormented."

7Jesus said to him, "I will come and heal him."

8But the centurion said, "Lord, I am not worthy for You to come under my roof, but just say the word, and my servant will be healed.

9"For I also am a man under authority, with soldiers under me; and I say to this one, 'Go!' and he goes, and to another, 'Come!' and he comes, and to my slave, 'Do this!' and he does it."

10Now when Jesus heard this, He marveled and said to those who were following, "Truly I say to you, I have not found such great faith with anyone in Israel.

11"I say to you that many will come from east and west, and recline at the table with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven;

12but the sons of the kingdom will be cast out into the outer darkness; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."

13And Jesus said to the centurion, "Go; it shall be done for you as you have believed." And the servant was healed that very moment.
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There's no gay people at all? That billboard is such a total LIE!
Liberal Ball Kicker
Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:44:35 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Them faggots are the devil. Just ask my husband. Hallelujah, he HAS been saved.
Praise Jesus.
Mrs. Haggard
Sunday, April 29, 2007 8:18:14 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Jesus affirmed a gay couple.... isn't that one of the sacraments? Doesn't Affirmation follow First Commutation?
snorky
Monday, April 30, 2007 12:09:58 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Frank Stige,

You are SOOOO wrong. Jesus would kick a liberal in the balls!!
Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:17:51 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
jesus WOULD kick a democrat in the balls, but there's one problem with that, his foot would get stuck in their collective pussy and as we all know, jesus needs his foot for walking around and performing good conservative miracles
pimpchicken
Sunday, June 24, 2007 12:49:11 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Hahaha you are all ignorant dumb fucks. Learn a little bit more about your religion you fucking white sons of bitches. What you're saying and your concepts are no different than the attitude of manifest destiny that the Europeans carried over when they arrived in the Amwericas. Also all of you believe Jesus was white and you're a fucking retard for that. How can someone from the line of Moses who was a hewbrew in Egypt located in Africa be white??? Doesn't the modern day images of Jesus look remarkably like Ceaser Borgia the 2nd son of Pope Alexnader XI??? Use your head you ignorant conservative fucks. Having unwavering belief in a sea of lies is just stupid. Clearly you're all very uneducated and follow blind faith. Congrats to all of you, you're no different from all the other uneducated fucks out there in the world believing in whatever your told and propaganda. DUMB ASSES
Monday, June 25, 2007 9:50:36 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I DO believe in Manifest Destiny!! What is wrong with that?

God gave us the right to take the land, just like God gave me the right to sue my neighbor and take HIS land.

Praise the lord!
Tuesday, June 26, 2007 8:08:37 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I think the name Damien really suits you, considering in the movie "The Omen" Damien is the little hellspawn kid that is the incarnation of the DEVIL! You hear that? Go back to hell where you belong! Suck it Blue!
pimpchicken
Wednesday, October 03, 2007 1:04:11 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
all you dumb ass sons of bitches, more comedy for me "gay people are evil" lol wtf is wrong with this thought process. you act like its a choice to be gay, why would someone want to be gay and have to read crap like this that people think about them, i think homophobic people are actually afriad of gay people because they are probably secretly gay and try to act like they arent by harrasing gay people, you mother fuckers make me sick.
Oscar
Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:05:04 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Looking at this website, I don't know how anybody here can claim that they are religious. Nearly all comments on here are vengeful, hateful, and incredibly single minded. Whatever happened to love and respect? There is not a shred of evidence of either in this website!
brett
Sunday, February 24, 2008 11:26:15 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
jesus never said he hated "fags." the #1 message jesus taught was love thy neighbor. i really don't know what is wrong with you haters; its borderline nazism
mitch
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