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Jesus Action Figures!! Collect Them All (Or Go To Hell)!!

Jesus has never been so awesome, except for a few times when he did miracles. But other than that this is the greatest thing ever!!!

I have been wanting some Jesus and God action figures since I was 4, and now FINALLY thanks to WeAreFisherman.com my dream of owning a Troy Aikman Jesus, or a Biker Jesus has finally been answered!

The “I Am Freedom” figure showcases a jean-clad Jesus aboard a Chopper, complete with long raked handlebars, his long robe flying out from behind him. The “I Am Victory” model has Jesus mid-bicycle kick in a soccer uniform, his cleats pointing skyward. In a more thoughtful vein, “I Am Peace” shows Jesus in camouflage military fatigues, holding a dove in his outstretched hand, while “I Am Hope” simply portrays Jesus in shabby clothing, holding a sign with the all-too omnipresent, “Will Work 4 Food.”

...Rounding out the set are “I Am Strength,” with Jesus aboard a bucking bull, cowboy hat in hand; “I Am Faith,” featuring Jesus scrambling with a football; “I Am Spirit” has Him shooting a curl while surfing; “I Am Youth” has a skateboarding Jesus riding a rail; and lastly “I Am Life” shows a rock-climbing Jesus hanging from a cliff.

Thank God!

There is no excuse for NOT buying all of these and forcing your children, or children on your block, to play with them.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Comments [14] |

Thursday, April 19, 2007 12:08:05 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Given the small number of comments, is this site like a diary? A labor of love? Intellectual masturbation? It seems like a lot of work on something that nobody reads. Maybe you should focus your energy on commenting at good blogs that people do actually read like redstate and green footballs etc.? The war against Islamic extremism is too important to have you wasting your energies here.

John

Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:27:54 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

people read them, we just dont comment until whiny libs start crying

no1

Friday, April 20, 2007 3:30:12 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

I second that, no1

Stinker

Friday, April 20, 2007 11:17:52 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

FUCK YOU JOHN!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

GodBlessBush

Friday, April 20, 2007 1:58:06 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Wow, the collective intelligence here is astounding.

"people read them, we just dont comment until whiny libs start crying"

"I second that, no1"

You mean it's like a newspaper? You just read it??? LiberalAssKicker posts stuff and you find it so interesting and thought provoking that you ... do nothing. That makes a lot of sense. Yup. My friends and I hang out all the time, but we don't say anything to each other. We wait for people we don't like to show up, then we argue with them. Hilarious!

"FUCK YOU JOHN!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!"

Is this a serious comment or a joke? I'm leaning towards joke. Ummmmm ... what should I say in reply? Oh I know, I know! Fuck you GodBlessBush! God Bless America! Oh gosh this is so stimulating. (GodBlessBush, now you tell me to go fuck myself and then I'll come back and tell you to go fuck yourself. Oh, it will be so fun!)

LiberalAssLicker

Friday, April 20, 2007 2:17:21 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Hey, let me ask you a question...

What are your crimes?

You sound like a person with a lot of problems and a lot to hide? What are you hiding? Why do you want to keep the government and George W Bush from knowing what you are up to?

LiberalAssKicker

Friday, April 20, 2007 4:22:56 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Hey, I'm just here to let everyone know about my MySpace page. Just click on my name and everyone's welcome, although most liberals probably won't like what I have to say. Let's face it, you're not happy unless you have something to bitch about.

killtheenemy

Saturday, April 21, 2007 7:01:30 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

from the stupid-question-stupid-answer department

"Hey, let me ask you a question... What are your crimes?"

That I didn't fuck your mother harder.

LiberalAssLicker

Saturday, April 21, 2007 7:08:29 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

It's clear that you don't like the truth.

You can't deny the truth. You are hiding from something, and I think it's your past.

You know what you did, now admit to it! I'm trying to help you! You'll feel so much better once you admit what you have done, what are your crimes?

It sounds like maybe you are a child molestor. Admit it. Hiding will not change the truth.

LiberalAssKicker

Saturday, April 21, 2007 7:13:37 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

It sounds like maybe you are a child molestor. Admit it. Hiding will not change the truth.

I'll admit to being a child molester, if you agree to stop boring me to death.

LiberalAssLicker

Saturday, April 21, 2007 8:46:58 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Molesting kids isn't a good thing to do John. Even if they are liberal kids and you just lick their asses, it's still wrong.

LiberalBallKicker

Monday, April 23, 2007 2:04:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

If you're THAT bored, why don't you leave and go look for kiddie porn. Maybe then the feds will get you and you can stop boring US to death!

killtheenemy

Tuesday, April 24, 2007 9:07:12 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Dear killtheenemy,

Can't you think of your own cut-downs? Or have years of inbreeding left you and your unfortunate siblings unable to think creatively?

LiberalAssLicker

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 11:17:03 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

...says the self proclaimed ass licker. It's not a "cut-down" if it's true, and you haven't denied it yet. Please, leave the little boys' asses alone!

killtheenemy

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