5 Million Emails Lost? So what??#

Rove is in so many scandals, who can keep track?  This dude is fricking AWESOME! The group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (C.R.A.P) is reporting that the Bush administration has deleted 5 million emails, that they were required by federal law to archive, which could have provided incriminating evidence against several top Bush aides.

This is just CRAZY TALK.

First, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington claims to be nonpartisian:
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization dedicated to promoting ethics and accountability in government and public life by targeting government officials -- regardless of party affiliation -- who sacrifice the common good to special interests. CREW advances its mission using a combination of research, litigation and media outreach.

If this is true, then how come they seem to only go after Republicans and the Bush administration??  Are Republicans the only ones without ethics who are committing crimes?? They sure would like you to THINK that wouldn't they?  Just because the facts backup that claim doesn't mean it's true.  Think about it.

Second, I would like to show how easy it is for 5,000,000 emails to be sent and deleted, and to show that these emails were not important to the various and nearly countless criminal investigations that are currently underway.

I received the following information from a confidential source, deep within the white house, who shall remain unnamed.

Karl Rove sent this email to everyone working for the Bush Administration (2250 people).

From: Karl J. Rove (HotKarl@RNC.com)
To: AllBushies@RNC.com
CC: JAbramoff@redstate.com
Subject: OMG LOL!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

OMG U Guys!! Ths it teh shiznit! Check dis out!!



Karl J. Rove
HotKarl@RNC.com
800-BIG-KARL

 

So what happened was that everyone on the list hit "Reply To All" with stuff like:

"Karl, u are so cool. Thanx!"
and
"Rove-- You Da Man!"
and
"Thanks Karl, I was bored listening to these joint cheif a-holes whine about Iraq... thanks. GWB".

This meant that all 2250 people got the reply from all 2250 people which ended up being just over 5,000,000 emails.

When Dick Cheney found out that he wasn't included on the mailing list he was totally pissed and ordered that all "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" emails be deleted.

And THAT is the true story behind the 5 million emails being lost. No big deal see?

Friday, April 13, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Friday, April 13, 2007 3:43:15 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I cried so hard. Not laughing. That I actually thought this was for real.
You got me. Good job.
Fletcher
Friday, April 13, 2007 4:16:33 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Oh good, Fletcher's back. I thought maybe he went to join FU CON FREAK on his evil faggot propaganda network. You know, you'd probably be welcome there with the rest of the retards.
Monday, April 16, 2007 11:18:11 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
HAHA! I loved that! Of course that's what happened! Spiteful Rove, leaving Cheney out of it. Rove should count himself lucky that Cheney only deleted all the emails and didn't Scooter-fy him.

You made my day today. :)
Hmm
Thursday, July 19, 2007 1:09:19 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I really hope you were joking. 99% of this site is crap, but you didn't even try to make it sound like you weren't lieing.
Yosh
Thursday, July 19, 2007 7:11:54 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I would NEVER joke about something like this in a time of WAR!

If you joke, the terrorists win.
Monday, June 16, 2008 11:25:59 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You think it's easy for us old people to learn computers. Especially if you're on scotch and blow ? (so you can work and concentrate on govt. stuff). Cut us some slack. Some liberal admin. assistant probably put all those 5 million emails in the spam folders, so they automatically got deleted. The liberal assistant (probably a temp with tattoos and earrings)probably wanted to slack off early and go clubbing or to some tree hugging event. So rather than deal with all that work... Problem solved.
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