Ford CEO Saves Bush and Cheney!#

If you consider yourself a "good person" (i.e. a Christian Republican) then you HAVE to go buy at least 1 Ford to show your appreciation for Ford CEO Alan Mulally saving the life or President Bush and co-President Dick Cheney!

Credit Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally with saving the leader of the free world from self-immolation. Mulally told journalists at the New York auto show that he intervened to prevent President Bush from plugging an electrical cord into the hydrogen tank of Ford's hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid at the White House last week.

Ford wanted to give the Commander-in-Chief an actual demonstration of the innovative vehicle, so the automaker arranged for an electrical outlet to be installed on the South Lawn and ran a charging cord to the hybrid. However, as Mulally followed Bush out to the car, he noticed someone had left the cord lying at the rear of the vehicle, near the fuel tank. "I just thought, 'Oh my goodness!' So, I started walking faster, and the President walked faster and he got to the cord before I did. I violated all the protocols. I touched the President!

But he didn't touch him in a "bad way" like that one guy from NSync. He grabbed the President and stopped him from blowing up the entire place!!

I think we need to find a way to get this guy Mulally involved in fixing Iraq. This guy is quick on his feat, and is able to quickly realize when the President is going to do something that is going to kill lots of people, and take the necessary steps to avoid that!

We needed men like him 5 years ago! But now that we know what we have in Mulally, I think he needs to be given some kind of post immediately!

On another note... this is what happens when you have "hybrid" cars. People die! What if this was your wife? She plugges in the hybrid the wrong way and BOOM!! There she goes!

Do you really want the death of your wife on your hands like that?? I'll stick to regular engines thanks.

Monday, April 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 4:03:09 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Plus, that hydrogen is lighter than air, so it lifts your car more away from the road, decreasing traction and making steering and braking more dangerous. Good thing our president didn't risk riding in it. Hummers are so much more solid and safer.
snorky
Wednesday, April 11, 2007 11:17:31 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"I think we need to find a way to get this guy Mulally involved in fixing Iraq."
Hmmm...you say that like something needs fixing Rosie.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007 11:57:28 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
80% OF AMERICA IS UPSET THE TERRORIST BUSH LIVED

GET OUT OF AMERICA FREAK

YOU ARE IRRELEVANT

WE ARE COMMING TO REMOVE YOU
Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:21:11 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ravin,

I stand corrected! I should have picked my words better.

Iraq right now is GREAT, I mean John McCain went out in public and took a tour of a market place and everything was fine.

But when I said "fixing" I meant in the sense that most people there are not Christians. We need to convert these people ASAP before they go to hell!
Name
E-mail
(will show your gravatar icon)
Home page

Comment (Some html is allowed: a@href@title, b, blockquote@cite, em, i, strike, strong, sub, super, u)  

Enter the code shown (prevents robots):

All content © 2009, LiberalAssKicker
On this page
This site
Calendar
<April 2007>
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat
25262728293031
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293012345
Tags
"Hugo Boss" Chavez (1) 2008 Elections (23) 24 (1) 2nd Amendment (3) 9/11 (1) ACLU Supports Terrorism (6) Ahmadinejad Is Crazy (12) Al Franken (3) Al Gore Is Hitler (2) Al Qaeda (13) Alberto Gonzalez (8) Armageddon (9) Ask.com (4) Atheists Burn In Hell (18) Axis Of Evil (3) Best President Ever (33) Bible (20) Bill Clinton Is Hell Spawn (9) Bomb Iran (9) Bomb North Korea (5) Brits (4) Canada (3) Chinamen (4) Christian Dating (2) Christians (23) Chuck Norris (1) Civil Liberties My Ass (7) CNN (Communist News Network) (1) Commie Bastards (3) Conservatives (13) Corruption (2) Coulter Is HOT (2) Crazy Democrats (6) Crossing Over With John Edwards (3) Dawkins Serves Satan (8) Dawkins Serves Satin (11) Delay (2) Demon Worship (9) Dems Raise Taxes (4) Dick Cheney (12) DieBold Delivers Victory (3) Dirty Mexicans (8) Ditka Is Republican (6) Dumbass (4) Dumbass Liberals (9) Dumbass Scientists (17) Earth = 6000 Years (12) Elections (16) Electronic Voting (3) Evil Democrats (49) Evil Doers (14) Evil Liberals (20) Evolution Is Dumb (12) Fake Religions (3) Fan Mail (1) Florida (4) Foreign Policy (11) FoxNews (8) FPMINAP (1) FPMITAP (5) Fred "Law And Order" Thompson (6) Free Market (7) Freedom (6) Funny Stuff! (2) Geeks and Nerds (3) George W. Bush (58) Global Warming Is A Lie (8) God Is Awesome (44) God Is Da'Bomb! (33) Google (9) GOP (God's Own Party) (16) Gun Rights (2) Guns Are Fun (3) Hitler (6) Hollywood Liberals (4) Homosexuals (37) Homoterrorocrats (33) Hot (1) Hot Karl (4) I Heart Huckabee (4) Illegals (7) Immoral Sex (21) Insurgents (11) Intelligent Design Is Right (12) Iran (19) Iran War (7) Iranian War (13) Iraq (27) Iraq War (23) Is Our Children Learning (6) Jack Bauer (1) Jesus (31) Jews (5) Kerry Is A Pussy (1) Kim Jung Il Is A Pygmy (2) Kucinich=Evil Elf (3) Larry "I'm not gay" Craig (2) Lesbos (6) Liberal Activist Judges (2) Liberal Hate Mail (2) Liberal Media (28) Liberals Must Die (21) Liberals Suck (27) Math Sucks (3) McCain (38) McCain For President (29) Minimum Wage Sucks (3) Mitt "The Mormon" Romney (1) Muslum Terrerists (48) Muslumism (38) Newt (2) No Hablo Espanol (2) Non-White People (44) North Korea (4) Northeast Liberal Elite (1) Nukes Are Awesome (7) Obama Sucks (92) O'Reilly (3) Osama Bin Laden Loves The Dems (12) Osama Sucks (2) Palin Is Hot (7) Pat Robertson (4) PMINAP (2) PMITAP (5) Police States Are Safer (4) Political Tactics (6) Poll (1) Pound Me In The Ass Prison (4) Poverty Smaverty (5) Pusillanimous (9) Rapture (4) Religion (32) Republicans Rule! (53) Rove Is A Genius (9) Rummy (3) Rush (1) Satan (8) Scooter (3) SCOTUS (1) Sean Hannity Is HanniAwesome (1) September 11th (1) September 11th, 2001 (1) Site News (7) Stay The Course (5) Stop The Hildabeast (12) Stupid Democrats (23) Stupid Foreigners (52) Support The Troops (4) Surveillance (1) Ted "The Heterosexual" Haggard (3) Terror (14) The Poor (Go Get A Job!) (9) Tony Blair (1) Torture Works (11) Trials Waste Time (9) Universal Healthcare Blows (4) USA!! USA!! (27) Videos (69) War (40) War on Christmas (6) Weapons of War (11) Women Belong In The Kitchen (1) Word Of God (45) WWII (4) WWJD (Kick a liberal in the balls) (25) Xenu (1)
Archives
Sitemap