Bush: Funniest President Ever!#

George W. Bush is not only the greatest President in our history, but he is also the funniest President ever!

This week, at the broadcasters' dinner, Bush showed off his comedic talents to the sheer delight of the crowd.

"A year ago my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my vice president had shot someone... Ah, those were the good ol' days."

HAHHAHAHH.  Damn that's funny!  It's funny because you would think that things couldn't have gotten any worse but here we are!  HAAHAHA  Funny.

"Cheney has had a rough few weeks. To be honest, his feelings were kind of hurt. He said he was going on vacation to Afghanistan where people like him."

HAHHAAHAH.  Get it?  When Cheney went to Afghanistan people tried to kill him with a few bomb attacks, but here in America, we like him even LESS!  HAHAHAHAHAHA.  So funny.

"I have to admit we really blew the way we let those attorneys go. You know you've botched it when people sympathize with lawyers."

BWAHAHHAAHHAHA.  People hate lawyers.  So if they choose to side with the lawyers, they must hate this administration even MORE!!! HAHAHHHA :) :) :)

Bush discussed writing his memoires like Clinton did:

"I'm thinking of something really fun and creative for mine.  You know, maybe a pop-up book."

Get it???  Cause he can't write a real book!  This guy is on FIRE!! HAHAHHA.

Maybe after he is done being President he could be a stand up comedian!  What more could you ask for in a President.   George W. Bush is truely the greatest President on the face of the Earth!

 

Friday, March 30, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Friday, March 30, 2007 9:44:46 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
What is pink and goes black with a "hiss."?
A baby thrown into a furnace.
What is brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.
HAHAHA I LOL'D
Fletcher
Saturday, March 31, 2007 1:21:49 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"No thanks, I'm stuffed. Besides, eating babies is really more Cheney's thing."
Monday, April 02, 2007 12:37:58 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Amazing the number of democrats out there who think Bush and Cheney eat babies. In the last election this stupid girl I know said she wouldn't vote for Bush because she thought he was going to go into women's wombs and seal their babies. Just thought I'd point that out to show how stupid most democrats rally are. I don't recal ever hearing speaches about baby snatching or baby eating, but if anyone finds a website that contains them let me know.
killtheenemy
Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:06:43 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
killtheenemy- it's funny that you choose to remark on stupidity, and the misspell bunches of the simplest words that eight year olds know. Who feels dumb now?
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