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Sure, on paper, the prospect of a nuclear holocaust to bring back Jesus sounds good, but do we really know that? I mean, the last time Jesus was here, the most radiation He had to worry about was getting a bad sunburn. Do we know if He can withstand massive amounts of radiation once He resumes human form? It would be a darn shame to go through the trouble of blowing up billions of brown heathens to prove our worthiness for Heaven, only to have Our Lord return to earth and immediately catch the cancer.

That's a good point, I'll start working on some sort of holy radiation suit specifically designed to perform miracles in. DEATH TO THOSE WHO OPPOSE US!!!

That's a good point, I'll start working on some sort of holy radiation suit specifically designed to perform miracles in. DEATH TO THOSE WHO OPPOSE US!!!

Learn science.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Fletcher's parents are brother and sister? Or perhaps brother and brother? A retarded butt baby! Yes, that's it! What, are you going to tell me that's not scientififcally possible?

Killtheenemy, that proposed suit perplexes me. It would have to be radiation-excluding from the outside, yet miracle-permeable from the inside. Heaven forbid the image of an ever-bulkier Savior as His good works accumulate unexpended within. Hmmmm.... maybe some Sacred Spandex?

Fletcher, if you can overtake Killtheenemy in the development of that Savior-saving Spandex suit, you may lay claim to a catchy market line: the Fletcher Blesser Stretcher.

Brother and sister, possibly. Brother and brother, not possible.
However, I don't come from the Dirty South or Minnesota. You'd have a better chance calling Bush the "butt baby".

Snorky, I'm not sure how to incorparate the Savior into a suit, being the Muslum Extremist Terrorist killtheenemy makes me out to be. Maybe if I skinned a priest.
But that's a good line.

Ah, yes. I too am unhappy with life and looking for a scapegoat to blame all the world's problems on. That's it, I'll blame Bush! It really is his fault that I'm so depressed and refuse to enjoy life for whatever reason, I've just never seen it until now. In fact, now that I think about it, it's always the president's fault. It was Clinton's fault for getting sucked off by that fat chick that I was depressed in the 90s, and I'm sure whoever the next president is, it will be his fault I'm depressed under his administration. Finally, I have someone other than myself to blame for all my problems. Much easier than trying to change my situation or just admitting that my life really isn't all that bad and I don't need to blame anyone, but it's just so popular to hate the president these days and I don't want to do anything different from my friends.

We suddenly leaped from "Butt Baby" to Role-playing. Instead of descending to your level and spewing to ad-hominem attacks, I'll say this:
Lewdness is popular amongst my friends as well, but none were so innovative to make my avatar smut.

Give it up for Fletcher, everyone! Another pointless comment! Tell us, how do you manage to come up with so many unimportsnt things to say? Please trll us, we're all dying to know what your educated brain has to say!

Oh dear, I'm going to get it about my spelling again! That's what I get for typing after reading the IQ dropping ramblings of the insignificant Fletcher. Worse than driving drunk!

Was the point of your last two comments to flaunt your avatar?

The first one was, the second one was just to cover my ass on the type-o's.

"We still have enough time to get a nuclear war going and bring Jesus back!

Let's make this happen people! Come on JESUS!!!"


Yeah, and he will send you to hell first.