Iran War Plans Released#
Hey Iran, how could we make a 1000 sq mile sheet of glass.

The Iran War Plans are out, and they are awesome!!

These latest plans would target Iranian air bases, naval bases, missile facilities and command-and-control centres.

The best part about this is once we take over Iran, then we can merge Iraq and Iran into some other country.  Maybe "New America" or "Christland".

We can then use this new Christian Utopia as a base of operations to attack the other countries in the region who do not believe in Jesus.

Believe me, once they see a few nukes go off, they will find Jesus real quick!  But it looks like right now the Defeat-o-crats are standing in our way.  They are trying to make people think that Bush has to get congressional authorization to invade another country.

This is NOT TRUE!  Bush can have the troops invade any country he wants without anyone's approval.  In fact, he could even have the troops invade the United States if he wanted!  They could surround Washington DC, and remove the Democrats from Congress so they couldn't get in Bush's way any more!  That would really be sweet!

 

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 7:59:43 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
...and stick it to the Defeatocrats who whine about merging "Iraq" and "Iran" into "Viraqnam".
snorky
Wednesday, February 21, 2007 12:28:30 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"AWESOME" is an understatement!! Just the THOUGHT of NUCLEAR WAR gets me all hot n stuff
Minuteman
Wednesday, February 21, 2007 4:38:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Wow. Bush must be listening to God's advice extra-carefully, because this is EXTRA-AWESOME!!!!
Troubador
Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:52:50 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
you people are living outside of reality. wake up and really look into what JESUS spoke about! What happened to fllowing the TEN COMMANDMENTS?!?!?!?! Not to speak of morals.
david
Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:43:55 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
God totally kicked ass. He is all about plagues and floods and locust and turning people into pillars of salt if they displease him. God isn't s tree-hugging hippy. He loves it when his servant (Bush) invades somewhere and infidels get sent back to their master (Satan).
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