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LAK, I'm against violence, so converting them to Christianity is the only logical one for me.

You could have expanded the non-violent choices, though... how about recruiting one of the 444 hostages held for 63 days back there in 1979? There must be enough seething residual resentment in at least one of our poor bound-and-blindfolded Americans to exact revenge. One should be persuaded to return to Iran and, fluent in Farsi, become Ahmadinejad's personal chef, lace his carrots with estrogen, and then code back to Washington "Mission accomplished!" as Ahmadinejad falls from power when his voice rises an octave, he loses facial hair, and developes breasts.

It's a nice idea, but really the only opinion that matters is God's/Bush's (which is the same thing because Bush only does what God tells him to do).