Lewis Black Mocks My Beliefs!!#

This "comedian" who openly admits that he is a Jew, suggests that I am a "F*ck nut"!! WTF!!

The worst part is that he is trying to make fun of us for realizing that fossils were put in the earth by the devil to try and convince us that God is not real!

But does Lewis give 1 single reason for why the Devil couldn't have done this?? NO!!



For all I know, Lewis is under the power of the Devil right now!!

Ever heard the phrase "Here comes the Devil, dressed in black"?  Well now remember that "Black" is Lewis Black's LAST NAME!! OMG!! 

I suppose that is just a conincidence too!?

 

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 7:40:53 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
well he is right about one thing, why do we trust the people who killed jesus?
porque
Friday, February 16, 2007 1:13:22 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
OMG, THE FLINSTONE'S ISN'T BASED ON A TRUE STORY?!?!?!
Hmm
Friday, February 16, 2007 4:57:43 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Would be interested to hear your reasons why the devil did put fossils in the ground - would you care to expand a little?
Free Thinker
Friday, February 16, 2007 5:11:52 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Duh, just to try and confuse people like you into not believing the bible and the scientific fact that the Earth is only 6000 years old!
Friday, February 16, 2007 5:42:32 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
And that's evidence, is it? Sounds like one man's opinion to me...

Please elaborate on the "scientific fact" that you are alluding to regarding the age of the Earth. I'm interested to learn more!
Free Thinker
Friday, February 16, 2007 5:51:29 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
It's in the bible plane and simple!
Friday, February 16, 2007 6:22:41 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ah - must be right then! But I think, perchance, that you need to look up the meaning of the word "scientific" :-)

I must have missed the passage "And lo, Satan didst come to the land and he didst get out his shovel and verily didst he dig lots of big holes and chuck bones and stuff down them" during all those years of Sunday school when I were a bairn ;-)
Free Thinker
Saturday, February 17, 2007 5:36:32 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
God is the ultimate PRANKSTER. He runs around leaving FOSSILS everywhere to TEST OUR FAITH!!!!!!!!
Minuteman
Saturday, February 17, 2007 6:24:18 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
God and Satan in cahoots on this or something? Or are they independently leaving fossils lying around?
Free Thinker
Thursday, May 24, 2007 4:42:28 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
-"The oldest rocks which have been found so far (on the Earth) date to about 3.8 to 3.9 billion years ago (by several radiometric dating methods"
-"The most direct means for calculating the Earth's age is a Pb/Pb isochron age, derived from samples of the Earth and meteorites. This involves measurement of three isotopes of lead (Pb-206, Pb-207, and either Pb-208 or Pb-204). A plot is constructed of Pb-206/Pb-204 versus Pb-207/Pb-204."
---there's a lot more where that came from.. so ur saying that rocks were put in a place that didn't exist yet.. wow makes a lot of sense fuckheads
anonymous
Saturday, August 11, 2007 6:17:17 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
1. This guy is *FUNNY*!
2. What on earth does "openly admits he is a jew" mean and/or have to do with anything?
3. Using the bible to prove the 'facts' in the bible is circular logic and it is an invalid argument.
4. You won't win over may intelligent followers with your style of verbal abuse and sophmoric name calling. You might as well be sticking out your tounge at people. You are a very childish person and your posts speak volumes as to your lack of intelligence.
5. I killed Jesus and I'm PROUD of it :-)
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 8:54:35 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
umm...
is this some kind of joke,
any retard would know that: bible=toilet paper
and Lewis Black is awesome
oh yeah, entensity pwns your ass with a spikey dildo
Saturday, August 09, 2008 12:06:15 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
yes in deed brothers the time is very near,,,God=YAHVEH=THE ALLMIGHTY THE MOST HIGHT....IS VERY CLOSE NOW,,,,ND WHAT I ALL THESE LIERS WILL GET THEIR PAYBACK,BUT NOT AFTER SUFFERING WITH GREAT PATIENCE,BECAUESE I' M A WITNESS OF THE POWER OF THE MOST HIGH ,,,THE DAY OF THE JUSTICE WILL BE SO GREAT FOR US...BECAUS WE WILL SAY I SINNED AGAINST YOU O GOD,BUT THANK YOU FOR FORGIVING ME,BECAUSE YOU FORGIVED ME I FORGIVED ALL THOSE WHO TURN THEIR BACK ON ME,ALL those who lie to me,all those who never repented for their sins....AND IN JESUS CHRIST =THE TRUTH I WANT TO BE SAVED....and then the liers and those who turned their eyes out of God ,will say ...i never needed anyone to save me,,i can save my self,,,,,AND THEN THE ANGELS OF THE MOST HIGH WILL COME DOWN AND SAY ,OK YOU THOUGHT LIFE WAS GAME,AND YOU THOUGHT THAT GOD DID'T EXIST AFTER ALL THE PROOF IN HIS UNIVERSE WHERE YOU WERE GIVEN FREE LIFE,FREE LEGS FREE ALL,,,,YOU WERE GIVEN THE OPPURTUNITY TO ACCEPT HIS TRUTH MANY TIMES,,,BUT YOU DECIDED TO GO AGAINST HIS NATURE,,NOW THEN SAVE YOUR SELF OUT OF THE LAKE THAT BURNS WITH THE POWER OF THE MOST HIGH,,LET US SEE WHO WILL SAVE YOU ,,,satan WILL BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE THE PAIN...A PAIN SO GREAT THAT he will cry out blood and cry tears of blood,,,,IF I EVER FELTED PAIN ,,,THAT IS NOT EVEN 0000000000000000000.0000000000000000?1% OF THE PAIN THAT THESE fools will feel,,,,AND THOSE WHO ECCEPTED JESUS CHRIST=THE TRUTH OF ALL TRUTHS WILL TAKEN UP INTO HEAVEN,,,WHERE WE WILL FOR ETERNITY EXPLORE AND EXPAND ,,,AND 4EVER LIVE IN HAPPYNESS WITHOUT NO IGNORANCE,WITHOUT NO MORE PAINS,,,,JUST CONTINUES LOVE IN GOD ALL+MIGHTY,,CREATING MORE+MORE FOR HIS GLORY,,,,BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE HAS NO DIMENSIONS,,AND IF IF DEED ON GOD WOULD KNOW THE MEASUREMENTS....SO BE GLAD IN THE LORD ALL MIGHTY,,,HE WHO MAKES demons CRY ,,,HE WHO MAKES THE ANGELS FLY ....HE WHO IS SITTING AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE MOST HIGH,,,HE WHICH I HAVE ETERNAL GLORY,,,,ALL THE GLORY BE TO HIM,,,ALL TOTALLY,,,,COMPLETELY...
josue e vaqueiro
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 2:56:11 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
He is right about Gays. they are destroying the American family. They drive around like Jehovah's witnesses and find lone cul-de-sacs where families are sitting down to their evening meal. Except they break in and START FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!!.
And another family is destroyed.
fritos
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