Ted Haggard Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"#

Just because you frequently pay a male prostitute to have sex with you, doesn't mean you are gay.The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive "gay curing" counseling and is convinced he is "completely heterosexual," telling oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

Unfortunately, Haggard and his wife are going to be leaving Colorado Springs, and will not be continuing work as a minister.

Instead, Haggard AND his wife, are going to BOTH pursue "Masters Degrees" via online programs like the University Of Phoenix.

One of his male "overseers," who helped Haggard through his FLAG (Feeling Like A Gay) problems was the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered."

When it comes to homosexualism, or the issue of church leaders molesting young boys, H.B. London, who runs a Focus on the Family ministry to pastors, has a different outlook on Haggards FLAG problems, "He is certainly gifted and intelligent and has an intuitive side to him. And he has life experience. Those are good credentials."

 

Wednesday, February 07, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Wednesday, February 07, 2007 10:19:14 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
That is most welcome news! If homosexual tendencies can be cured with just three weeks of intensive counseling, then there is hope... perhaps four weeks of sessions to right the sick views of perverted liberals, five or six to set those Al Gory-global warming alarmists straight, but it may take months of concentrated biblical study to enlighten those deceitful
Darwinists.
snorky
Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:06:01 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Man you are good! I actually cannot tell whether you are being facetious or whether you are an actual wingnut!
Barbosa
Thursday, February 08, 2007 11:10:12 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Barbosa, here's hard evidence of just how much of a hypocrite that Al Gore is, caught red-handed stuffing his own pockets:

"Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56631
snorky
Thursday, February 08, 2007 6:27:44 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
al gore is a sore loser
no1
Friday, February 09, 2007 3:55:38 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
See what a few weeks of not eating Tofu can do for you. Eating tofu gives you the Gay.
McJirk
Sunday, March 04, 2007 7:28:01 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)


Evangelicals and christians in general tend to be so obsessed with sex, gender and genitals to the point that you would think that morality = sex and nothing more. Why I suppose in an evangelical’s mind a heterosexual drug dealer is ‘morally’ superior to a gay philanthropist. Christians in general are guilty of being self righteous and are constantly pretending to ‘love the sinner but hate the sin ‘ as if they can really do that -hah.!!!

May I remind them that the oft repeated mantra of the modern pharasees ‘ love the sinner but not the sin’ is not a quote from Jesus , but a glib semantic invention of some self righteous baptist minister.

Careful scholars of biblical texts who are familiar with the intricacies of ancient oriental languages are wont to not read their bias into isolated quotations.

Jesus had no problems with gays ( natural eunuchs born of the mother’s womb). If you are anti-gay or condemnatory of gay people than you are out of sync with Jesus.

This is what Jesus said:

KJV Matthew 19:12
12. For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

No less an authority than Jesus said it is o.k. to be gay, and for you to accept it. Who do you wish to follow - Jesus (of Nazareth) or Jerry (Falwell).

For more detail discussion of this biblical position on the acceptance of gay people by no less an authority than JESUS - THE SON OF GOD , I refer you to this link :

http://www.hiddenmeanings.com/gaysJesus2.htm

Mikhail - a child of the intelligent Universe
mikhail
Saturday, May 10, 2008 10:11:57 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Oh please. That link you posted has nothing to do with the bible. It translates "natural eunuchs" as someone that is gay when in fact it is just someone that was born without any nuts.

Worthless liberals always twisting words and pulling new definitions off of obscure internet sites.
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