Alberto, you are the greatest AG of all time!#
Alberto Gonzalez is the greatest Attorney General in the history of the world, even if his parents were illegal immigrants.

He is truely a great pettifogger!

He can take anything, from the Constitution, the Magna Carta, or even a Supreme Court ruling and somehow find a way to read it so that it does exactly what President Bush wants it to do.

This man is a true patriot!

Just watch this video of him fending off some pesky liberal questioners.



You see, the Constitution says:
 

Article I, Section 9:

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

But just because it can't be "suspended" doesn't mean that you don't have to "apply it" to a certain group of people who follow a certain religion and talk with a certain accent!  Brilliant!!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 10:37:42 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I wouldn't agree that distorted the meaning of the Constitution to mean whatever fits your agenda is a positive thing. If this were never the case, this nation would still be the Republic our Founding Fathers once gave us.

However, on this issue it shouldn't be very complicated. First and foremost, this applies to citizens. Second, it clearly states unless public safety is jeapordized.

Braden
Wednesday, January 24, 2007 10:48:46 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Braden,

I like the way you think!!

"First and foremost, this applies to citizens. Second, it clearly states unless public safety is jeapordized."

I think AG should start using your technique. Just make up stuff and talk as if it is true! He would be like... "This applies only to citizens, and it clearly states that this is only in effect unless public safety is jeapordized" then the Dumbasscrats would be like "It doesn't say that it only applies to citizens. In fact the Supreme court just ruled that this wasn't the case. And it never mentions 'public safety'!" Then AG would be like "Well, I guess we will have to agree to disagree"!

Brilliant!

Personally, I think they should take the next step and say that it only applies to citizens with a college degree! I am sick of all these poor people always bugging me for money and jobs! WTF!! They piss me off, and I wish I could just throw them in a private prison or something where they couldn't bug me anymore.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:09:20 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Court ruling and somehow find a way to read it so that it does exactly what President Bush wants it to do.
----Yes, this is exactly what a SCJ should do.....
WHAT is wrong with you?
This man is the worst thing to happen to SCOTUS in a long time.

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