Bush Vows To Attack Iran!! Bring em on!#
Bush is going to bomb Iran back into the stone age! OMG it is going to be da bomb!! LOL get it?

White house insiders are telling people that Bush is ready to attack Iran if Iran "doesn't STFU and get in line."

Ok maybe those weren't the exact words they used, but you get the idea.

I can't take this suspense anymore!  I keep checking online hoping to see that the bombing has started!  It's going to be the greatest war ever (even better than Iraq)! 

God will be really happy.  First we attacked Iraq (Shia Muslums), and now we are going to get the rest of them (Sunni Muslums) in Iran!  So sweet. 

I wonder if Jesus and God get together to watch our wars like we watch the NFL playoffs?  Probably.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 1:04:50 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Or if Jesus and God watched the Super Bowl...who'd they root for (in Latin, of course)?

An online dictionary helped. Colt=horse="equus". Looks sorta like "Jesus" to me.

And "genuit" means to father, to beget, to bear.

Jesus is backing Indianapolis and God is blessing the Monsters of the Midway.

Case closed.
snorky
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 1:13:01 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I dunno.

Ditka is a big Republican.

I think everyone in Heaven is probably pulling for the Bears.
LiberalAssKicker
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 1:52:20 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Look closely: what vowel is there in common between "equus" and "Jesus"?

Now, what symbol do you see on either side of a Colt's helmet?

So every time Manning's wide receivers sprint down the field, they're having a good vowel movement.
snorky
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 2:18:00 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
peyton showed up those new englanders with their funny boston accents and their queer marrying ways.
no1
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 4:13:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
GO BEARS!!
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