LiberalsMustDie.com

I had always figured that Conan Obrien was Christian Republican.

Why?

Well he is as white as they come, and he is obviously rich!

Do you you know any rich white people who are Democrats?  (You can't count Clinton and Kerry)  See what I mean? 

So that is why I was shocked, SHOCKED to see Conan mocking us Christians on his show.

He had some guy one called the "the homophobic country-western singer" (isn't that a redundant name?) to sing a song about Jesus.

I sat down and got ready for a great song about my buddy J.C, but then things went all wrong!

Oh I love you Jesus
But only as a friend.
You touched my heart but I hope
That's where the touchin' ends.
You're always lookin' over me
When I need a higher power.
But you better look at somethin' else
When I'm in the shower