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Has Elizabeth Hurley Found The Power Of Jesus??

If you are are looking at this picture with lust, you are going to hell, so quick snap yourself with a rubberband or jab a fork into your arm.

I'm sure you remember how, in 2006, the 89 year old Pat Robertson used the power of Jesus Christ to set the World Record for the Leg Press, pushing up over 2,000 lbs!!

Well it appears that Elizabeth Hurley, who I had written of as a stupid liberal actress, much like Maggie Gyllenhaal, is prepared to prove that she is a true believer in Jesus, and will show the power of Christ during her Christian wedding by wearing "a stunning 4,000-pound pink silk sari."

4,000 pounds is nearly twice as much as Robertson's 2000 pound display! Even more amazing, is that she is a woman, and much weaker than men (as God said, Women are worth 1/2 as much as men) and she won't just be holding it up for a few seconds like Robertson did, but she will be wearing it during the entire wedding (and maybe even the reception!!).

So what do you Athiests have to say now??

Friday, January 05, 2007

Comments [6] |

Friday, January 05, 2007 4:28:47 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

This athiest has this to say: What the fuck are you talking about?
Do you ever read articles before you comment on them?

It says "traditional Indian-style wedding" not Christian.
And when it also says " ($1=.5142 pound)".

When it was talking about the pound it was talking about the English money not the American weight. Of course we can't allow facts to get in the way of your rants so please continue.

Via con Diablos

Anonymous

Saturday, January 06, 2007 5:31:39 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Señor "Via con Diablos",

At $1=£.5142, that £4,000 dress will then cost about $7,799 (1£=$1.94).
Imagine a stunning silk sari sequined in shiny new pennies where $10 worth weighs 6.25 pounds (the sixteen-ounce kind). See:

http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/three.asp

That $7,779 gorgeous garment of REPUBLICAN Lincoln Heads would weigh 4,861.9 lbs, prompting a most proud Pat Robertson to heartily congratulate Elizabeth for more than doubling his God-granted lifting power. What better way to glorify the Creator than with almost 800,000 sacred symbols representing the G.O.P. (GREATEST OF all PRESIDENTS and GOD'S OWN PARTY) borne by such a miracle-endowed beauty.

So, yes! The article remains true! If Jesus could bear the full weight of all the world's sins, then surely He will grant Elizabeth the strength to carry a mere 2-1/2 tons.

But you, faithless atheist, assuredly doubt our dear Elizabeth's ability to shoulder anything more than just a few ounces. Your craven carnal delusion may concede her ability to bear a nearly $8,000 vestment, but, c'mon.... confess.... you'd rather see her walk the sacred carpet clad in but eight loosely-stitched $1,000 bills.

(y una nota gramatical: ¿"Via"? Los hispanohablantes suelen decir "Vaya", como en el deseo correcto: "¡Qué vayan con Dios los repúblicanos!")

from snorky

Anonymous

Saturday, January 06, 2007 6:41:20 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

But the REAL question is: does Liz still get turned on by lying under a glass coffee table while a guy drops a deuce on top of it?

Anonymous

Sunday, January 07, 2007 8:07:44 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

THIS atheist has to say: Why won't your fucking god help stop world hungar instead of trying to make this woman lose weight? Don't say cause humans sin, thats bullshit. As you are.

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