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Recently a lot of people have been writing terrible and disturbing things, like saying that Jesus was not white!

This is blasphemous!!!

How DARE you say such things about our Lord Jesus Christ!!?!?

Apparently, according to this crazy wack jobs, not only was Jesus black, but he also had dredlocks, listened to Bob Marley and smoked a lot of joints, based on this picture.

People who claim Jesus was not white usually fall back on "evidence" (sounds a lot like the scientists no?) who point out that Jesus was born in Egypt, which is part of Africa, and that if Jesus were Anglo, it would be hard for him to travel among "ethinc" areas without being harassed among other dumb "historical based" arguments.

More after the jump.

Well let me destroy that argument just like I destroyed the "the Grand Canyon is billions of years old" argument.

1)  It doesn't matter where Jesus was born.  Jesus is God, don't you think that he could pick what color he was going to be?  I think he probably could manage that.

Now, if anyone could pick what color they were going to be, would anyone not pick to be white?  I don't think so.  Being white is the best option. Taxis pick you up, and people assume that you are well educated. Why wouldn't Jesus want these advantages?

Even if Jesus didn't "pick" his color, he would still be the product of his parents, and since Jesus was the son of God (and as we all know, God is white) of course his son is going to be white!

Duh!!  Man you guys are stupid if you don't get that.  It's so simple.

2)  Jesus can go where ever he wants without people harassing him about how white he is, because he is freaking GOD!!!  OMG don't you people get it!?!  Picture white Jesus walking among a lot of dark ethic people.  One guy steps into his way and says:

"Yo honkey, what da hell is yo cracker ass doin in my hood biotch?" 

Then Jesus would say:

"Ney my son, I come to bring the word of the Lord. Peace be upon you."

Then the guy would be like:

"Awww hell no. Someone tell me that this snowflake didn't just call me 'son.'  I know you did not just say that, cause if you did say that then that would mean that I am going to have to break your face honkey!"

This would be the part where Jesus would raise his hand and cause the man to burst into flames. After that you better believe that Jesus would have a TON of street cred with the ethinics.

But if you need more evidence, just ask my favorite Conservative search engine: Ask.com.

Just ask it: "Was Jesus White?".

Answer: Jesus Christ Was White 

Oh hell YEA!!!! Suck it libs!!

So next time some "historian" wants to argue about Jesus, just set him straigh, Jesus was white, and any other notion is offensive to me!