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I have not been happy with the Polish lately.  They did do us a favor by sending a dozen troops to Iraq so that Bush could nail Kerry in the debate ("You forgot Poland"), but they have also done a lot of things to tick me off, like making the battleship that sinks when you put it in water, or the helicopter with an ejection seat.  These were not helpful to us.

But, now Poland is really making up for lost time (and lack of brain power).

Poland is on the verge of declaring Jesus Christ as their King.

I think this is a great idea. Jesus has lots of experience in being a King, as he is the King of the universe (he is God), so I am sure that he would be a great King of Poland.

But, here is the problem. With Jesus leading Poland, he will probably not have as much time to give Bush guidance.   Without the constant advice of Jesus, George W. Bush could (theoretically) make a mistake.  After all, he has gone 6 years without a mistake so far, no doubt thanks to the help of Jesus.

This could eventually lead to a clash between America (the current world power and favorite country of God) and Poland (the upcoming world power who has Jesus as their king).

So, I would assume that at some point we would have to nuke them to put them back in their place.  But, would Jesus be mad at us for nuking him, or would he understand and forgive us?  An even more interesting question, would Jesus give Bush the advice to nuke Poland while he is currently the sitting King of Poland, sacrificing himself and the country where he is the current sitting King so that the US can continue to dominate the world the way Jesus really wants it?   Interesting question eh?