Send your liberal friends a post-rapture "I told you so"#
Just picture it... those liberal pussies crying about how they were wrong about God, with the world catching on fire all around them.  Awesome!! A new religious website has been created to help God's children give a "I told you so" to our liberal/evil coworkers and acquaintances after the rapture.

This has been something on my mind for a while. You see, you can never know exactly when the rapture will happen, only that based on current world events it will obviously be in the next 10-15 years.

But at the moment of the rapture, all of the saved people on earth will vanish, and be transported up to heaven, with no time to gloat over their victory!

That's great for us (the saved), but we will have no way to stick it to all the liberal bastards who didn't believe in God when they had their chance to save themselves.

Well, postrapturepost.com has the answer we have all been waiting for!!
Do you know someone who is in danger of being "left behind" because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning.

This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in.

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth.
I am going to write a letter to every Democrat I can think of!

Can't you just picture Bill Clinton being raped by the Devil while reading my letter and crying?

Awesome!
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Wednesday, December 20, 2006 5:21:09 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
These letters are meant to be messages to help people make it through the rapture, not simply gloating.

Gloating=Pride=Deadly sin. Looks like you won't be getting carried up to heaven anytime soon.
Anonymous
Thursday, December 21, 2006 12:23:22 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Are you joking?

Of COURSE I am going to heaven! I talk to God every single night.

I would have to say that I am probably in the top 1/2 of 1% in the United States, and not just in terms of income, but in terms of how close I am with God.

I don't donate large amounts of money to the Republicans JUST because I hate the Democrats, but also because I know it will help with getting me into heaven later. God likes it when you donate to his party.
LiberalAssKicker
Thursday, December 21, 2006 1:17:26 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
If heaven doesn't have any American flags, I AINT GOIN'!

Seriusly, if you want to have fun, replace atheist airline pilots with conservative christian pilots, everyone good will be pulled up, everyone bad... Well lets just see if they can land a 747-400...
Flightplan
Thursday, December 21, 2006 4:23:03 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
It doesn't matter how much you pray or how many political donations you make admin, you're still wallowing in your own pride. You'd better get around to admitting that and repent before the rapture.
Anonymous
Thursday, December 21, 2006 3:18:53 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Wow, you really don't get it.

Let me try to put this in a way you liberals can understand...

Let's say that you (a liberal) and me (a Republican Christian) both die at the same time. We both go up to Heaven to be judged. God looks at me and says...." hmmm life long Christian, Republican, liberal hater, and someone who has taken up my Crusade against Homosexuals and Muslums! Thank you."

Then he would look at you and say "Why did you support the Democrats? Why did you not speak out against homosexuals? Why didn't you attend church more? Why didn't you support me and my friend George W. Bush in our decision to invade Iraq?

You would say "But... but... but... I was a good person. I was kind to people, and I tried to make a difference for the good of the world." God would say "You were just a pussy who was too weak to stand up to people who needed to have their ass kicked, like the Iraqis. To hell with you!"

If you don't get that... then try to think of it this way... God and I are like a family. You belong to another family, a family who is based in hell.
LiberalAssKicker
Thursday, December 21, 2006 4:44:49 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I never said I was a liberal. I'm only a Christian who is concerned for your prideful soul. It's right there in the bible: pride is bad. You are supposed to humble yourself before God.
Anonymous
Sunday, December 24, 2006 11:57:15 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
The bible says "Judge not, less ye be judged", too. Which means that people like you aren't supposed to be going around telling people which sins they suffer from. Especially good Reblican Christians who are definitely going to heaven, like me and the administrator.
Troubador
Tuesday, December 26, 2006 10:15:01 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I am not judging. I am advising. Christians are not supposed to suffer sin on one another. What the bible means when it says not to judge is not to judge in such a way that you believe yourself any better. I have my sins, but I try my best to curb them, and that's all God asks for. Admin here, on the other hand, embraces his sin of pride.

Besides, how many people do the religious right judge each day?
Anonymous
Wednesday, December 27, 2006 2:59:09 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
How dare you judge/advise me?

Who are you to tell ME what Christians are supposed to do?

I deem you not worthy!! You will clearly spend your afterlife in hell.

In summary, I am holy and you are not, therefore you should be punished.
LiberalAssKicker
Wednesday, December 27, 2006 4:38:24 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
It sounds like you think that you're God, admin.
Anonymous
Wednesday, December 27, 2006 6:38:54 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I am not "God", but I represent him on Earth.

He speaks through me, and I spread his word.

Sometimes people cross me... they disagree with me, or cut in front of me in my car, or they give me a weird look. Then I ask God to punish these people for angering me, and God always hears my prayers and does things to the people to make them wish that hadn't messed with me and God.

Usually, the punishment doesn't happen right away, but it always happens. For example, this guy totally bumped into me a few weeks back as I was getting on the train and I asked God to punish him.

Well... fast forward a few weeks and I am getting on the train and what do I see? This same guy running to catch the train and he didn't make it!! See?? God really showed that guy not to mess with me!
LiberalAssKicker
Thursday, December 28, 2006 4:19:03 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
admin i hope your just joking with your most recent comments
Anonymous
Thursday, December 28, 2006 7:26:20 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Which comments are you referring to specifically?
LiberalAssKicker
Thursday, December 28, 2006 9:03:58 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
christians believe in forgiveness
Anonymous
Friday, December 29, 2006 3:42:29 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I believe that God forgives, but I still hold grudges against people for everything they do to piss me off!

But, if someone really applogized to me, and offered me cash as a sign of their sincerity, I would probably forgive them.
LiberalAssKicker
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:53:14 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Hmm Hello LiberalAssKicker.
Can you remind me what are the 2 most important commandments? God tells us somewhere in Matthew I think.
It's love the Lord your God with all your heart, body, mind and soul yeah? That's number 1. The second:
Love your neighbour. I'm not American. I'm not condemning other people, like you say the liberals, homosexuals, blacks etc. Are these not God's people too? Aren't we all made in His image? Anon there is trying to help you realise how proud you are. How quick you are to judge others. And your example:






"Let's say that you (a liberal) and me (a Republican Christian) both die at the same time. We both go up to Heaven to be judged. God looks at me and says...." hmmm life long Christian, Republican, liberal hater, and someone who has taken up my Crusade against Homosexuals and Muslums! Thank you."

Then he would look at you and say "Why did you support the Democrats? Why did you not speak out against homosexuals? Why didn't you attend church more? Why didn't you support me and my friend George W. Bush in our decision to invade Iraq?

You would say "But... but... but... I was a good person. I was kind to people, and I tried to make a difference for the good of the world." God would say "You were just a pussy who was too weak to stand up to people who needed to have their ass kicked, like the Iraqis. To hell with you!"




Well.. good stuff there. You obviously don't know God that well. He loves us all. People needing to have their arse kicked? Please. You can't seriously call yourself a Christian with these standards.

I agree with the quote some atheist said (I think they were atheist) "I don't mind your Jesus, but I don't much like your Christians"

And no wonder they can say that as you being one of the ambassadors of Christ.

God bless.
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