Are foreign foods turning our kids homosexual? #
Shelley The Republican has a really interesting and thought provoking article that asks the important question: Are foreign foods turning our kids homosexual?

I think there is a good chance that the answer is "YES"!

Here's the proof!!

  • Soy beans are not native to the U.S.A. this mean God did not intend us to eat this product. Why would we wish to import this food when we have great agricultural products like corn and wheat? Did the founding fathers need soy? Heck no - so why do we?
  • Most soy is consumed in Japan, a nation where the most popular foods include raw-fish and octopus tentacles. Why would we wish to import foods from a nation whose perverts buy used-underwear from vending machines?
  • Homosexual children bring shame upon their parents: If you suspect that your child may be gay because of soy-exposure please seek Christian counciling today. Most Christians agree that homosexuality is caused by demonic posession, so speedy exorcism may be required.

Can't argue with logic, but somehow I bet the liberal "scientists" will somehow try... losers.
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Monday, December 18, 2006 #    Comments [9]  | 

 

Monday, December 18, 2006 10:07:44 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
All the following are gay inducing foods and drinks.
Soy
Tofu
Hummus
Brie
Colorado Oysters
Wine coolers
Canadian bacon
Crumpets
Truffles
Margeritas
Popsicles
Zima
McJirk
Tuesday, December 19, 2006 1:31:40 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Real, manly, God-fearing Christian Republicans have no business eating anything but MEAT and POTATOES!

So serve me up a nice thick 16-ounce porterhouse, so rare it's bleeding, and a heaping helping of Freedom Fried Pertaters.... and KEEP THAT GODDAMN PARSLEY OFF MY PLATE!
Anonymous
Tuesday, December 19, 2006 3:50:05 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
At least continue to drink foreign beer
You all know that American beer tastes like horse piss.
Anonymous
Tuesday, December 19, 2006 5:12:57 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Dont forget to add to the gay list:

quiche (wtf is up with this garbage?! Eat a freakin' omlette already!)
sushi
baguettes (its bread for God's sake!)
bon-bons
"man sausage" (if you know what i mean)
petite Filet Minon
soup
tabouli
spotted dick (again, if you know what I mean)
ANYTHING VEGAN
fou fou salads
kiwi
celery
squid
sea urchin (can you BELIEVE people eat this crap)
wine (unless its communion time)
light beer
foreign beer
pico de gallo (eat some freakin' salsa already!)
yak penis
liberalpuncher
Tuesday, December 19, 2006 5:12:58 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Dont forget to add to the gay list:

quiche (wtf is up with this garbage?! Eat a freakin' omlette already!)
sushi
baguettes (its bread for God's sake!)
bon-bons
"man sausage" (if you know what i mean)
petite Filet Minon
soup
tabouli
spotted dick (again, if you know what I mean)
ANYTHING VEGAN
fou fou salads
kiwi
celery
squid
sea urchin (can you BELIEVE people eat this crap)
wine (unless its communion time)
light beer
foreign beer
pico de gallo (eat some freakin' salsa already!)
yak penis
liberalpuncher
Wednesday, December 20, 2006 1:27:58 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Dude... QED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troubador
Thursday, December 21, 2006 6:56:42 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"At least continue to drink foreign beer
You all know that American beer tastes like horse piss. "

The only True American Beer is Sam Adams
Anonymous
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:52:16 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Well, as potatos and corn came to the USA from South America and the McDonald's-brothers from Ireland. what are you going to eat?

Salsa-central america
spaghetti/noodles-europe
pizza-europe
bread-Middle East
yoghurt-Middle East
porrige-europe
butter-scandinavia
tomatoes-south america
ice cream-china

and can you dress in pajama's as they come from india?


(I expect this thread to be forgotten)
Anonymous
Wednesday, November 07, 2007 2:18:56 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
What most people consider to be "American food" isn't American, including hamburgers (German.)
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