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Step 1 was to get into the middle of the middle east and stir up some stuff. Iraq was the perfect target.  We had a history with Saddam, who by the way is related to Barak Obama, and with 9-11 in our memory, it was easy pickins.  This time, having a pussy filled media worked to our advantage.  Hey Liberal Media folks: thanks for stroking our balls during the Pre-Iraq war period you spineless pussies.

Step 2: start to make threats against other arabs in the region, even thgough you have no military forces available to attack.

Those foolish arabs fell right into this trap. They (mostly taking about Ahmadinejad, man that guy is short) couldn't see that we were just pulling their strings like a puppet master (btw, Bush loves puppet shows).

Ahmadinejad responded by reving up his military, and building some nukes.  Just like we wanted him to.

Some might say that letting Iran build nukes was a gamble, but you have to remember, they don't have the missle technology capable of hitting the United States.  The only country they could hit would be Israel.  But if that happened, there would probably only be a handful of Americans in Israel at the time, so I think we come out of it with a win-win!

So you got the Arabs building up their military, you get Iraq heading deeper and deeper into hell, and then what happens?

Final step: Get out of there and watch them kill each other!

The only media outlet that has picked up on this event is the Telegraph, who proclaims: Saudis and Iran prepare to do battle over corpse of Iraq, and they don't even know the significance of what they just wrote.

Think of it this way.  There are 3 evil-doer sharks swimming around.  How do you kill all 3 of them.  You start by attacking one. Then you taunt the other two into arming themselves more (freakin lazer beams).  Then, you take the chum from the corpse of the shark you attacked (Iraq) and bloody up the water.  Then just step back (redeploy the troops) and watch the other 2 sharks kill each other over the carcass of the first shark (Iraq).

Before we know it, Iran and Saudi Arabia will be blowing each other up.

We can just pull our troops back and watch them kill each other.

A brilliant man once said: The best way to defeat you enemy, is to make another enemy defeat him.

George W. Bush: The liberals owe you an appology, even if you have to send them to a torture chamber to get it out of them.