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OMG this is awesome!!

Finally someone is taking the time to write a book about the rampant corruption in one of the parties in Washington.

I'm talking about the Democrats of course... who else? The book is called CaCacus of Corruption, and you can get it soon.

Before I get into how great this book is, let me tell a few jokes on the subject.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
A Democrat.
A Democrat who?
A Democrat who isn't corrupt and who isn't trying to make America gay and weak!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA... get it? There's no such thing!

Ok, here's another one.

Bill Clinton is sooo liberal.

How liberal is he?

He is so liberal, that he thinks Bin Ladin is a great guy, and would consider having homosexual relations with an intern so he could better understand what it is like to be a homosexual (like most of his supporters are).

HAHHHHAHAHAHAHA



The main reason I am so excited is that I can take the stuff from this book and throw it back in the Democrats face when they try to talk sh*t.

I can go something like this...

Liberal Pussy: Nice job how your speaker of the house was indicted on money laundering.

Me: Oh yea? Well (Insert something from the book here)!

Liberal Pussy: Oh, and I liked how you guys tried to change the ethics rules after we found out you were in violation of them.

Me: Oh? What about (Insert something from the book here)!

Liberal Pussy: That's nothing! You guys just had Ney plead guilty to corruption.

Me: So what? Are you forgetting about (Insert something from the book here)!

Liberal Pussy: What are you talking about you dumb hillbilly? What about the FBI raiding Curt Weldon's daughters office b/c she was helping him secure bribes?

Me: That's not as bad as (Insert something from the book here)!

Liberal Pussy: Ignorant xenophobe! I guess you don't want to talk about GWB getting put in the front waiting list for the national guard, or how he went AWOL, or about how he was a coke addict, or about how Dick Cheney still has stock options for Halliburton while giving them Billions in no-bid contracts, or about how Cheney was drunk when he shot that guy in the face, or about how Bush has repeatedly broken the law when it comes to wiretapping and detaining of US citizens, or about how Dennis Hastert bought some valueless land, and then forced, through earmarks, a road to be built next to his property so he could make millions, or about how Bush lied us into a war, or about how Bush let Bin Ladin get away?

Me: Oh yea? Well Clinton got a BJ! A B.J.!!!

It's going to be awesome!