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So where did the US Democracy rank?
2nd?  No.
3rd?  No.
4th?  No.
5th?  No.
6th?  No.
7th?  No.
8th?  No.
9th?  No.
10th?  No.
11th?  No.
12th?  No.
13th?  No.
14th?  No.
15th?  No.
16th?  No.
17th? Finally! Yes!

17th, are you freaking kidding me?  WTF?!?!?!

This is total bull sh*t!!  I am so angry I might go out and beat the crap out of some foreign exchange students!!

How the hell did they come up with this gay ass list?

The study considers 60 factors divided over five general categories; free and fair election process, civil liberties, functioning of government, political participation and political culture.

That's it?  Just 60 factors?  So I guess you can just pick and choose categories that hurt the US.  Stupid stuff like "due process," WTF!!

So what about all the great things we have done to help in the war on terror?!

The United States and Britain are near the bottom of the full democracy category, but for somewhat different reasons. America falls down on some aspects of governance and civil liberties.

Civil liberties??  Who gives a sh*t about civil liberties??

In times of war, there are some things you have to do.

1. Invade a country (this is a war right?)
2. Spy on your citizens
3. Get rid of due process
4. Cut taxes for the rich to spur the economy
5. Torture your supects
6. Imprison some journalists
7. Give tax breaks for the oil companies (we need oil for the war).
8. Go after the Arabs

That is what we had to do! And you foreign bastards are going to penalize us for that? Are you kidding me?

You a-holes better watch your back, cause we might decide to knock you down the list by dropping a couple bombs on your crappy little communist countries.

If I were you, I would put us at number 1 on the list right now, so that we don't have a reason to bomb your "Democracy" back into the stone age (I'm looking at you Sweden!!)!

Most of the countries on the list are in Europe.  A few nukes, and we could take care of that entire continent!

Canada and Australia are afraid of us, so we need to do is just look at them funny and they will quickly remove themselves (volunarily) from the list.

So remember, when you think great Democracy, think USA, or we will bomb the crap out of you!

Now, I have to go find some exchange students to beat the crap out of because of this.