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You have no one to blame but yourself. America voted the Democrats into power, so now I guess we all die. Thanks.

Thanksgiving has always been one of my favorite holidays. It celebrates the time when the Pilgrams discovered America, and God charged then with reclaiming this sacred land from the native Indians, who were hethens, and worshiped fake and stuip religions where people pray (and dance LOL) in order to have God make it rain.

Instead, the real God aided us in taking back his land by spreading small pox among the Indians. As we were "God's people," we were immune of course.

But, this Thanksgiving is going to bitter sweet. With the Democrats taking over control of the Congress next year, this will likely be our last Thanksgiving.

With the aid of the Democrats, terrorists will be sure to get their hands on an unlimited supply of nuclear weapons, and then just like that... Boom, we are all blown up in a nuclear explosion.

We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen. And now you are all going to die.

But, good news is that this will probably constitute Armegeddon, in which case the Rapture will happen, and I won't be around while you liberals are being incinerated.

It's going to be so awesome to see Jesus, but I wish it could have happened w/o the Democrats destoying the world. GWB was doing just fine before they had to go and screw everything up.

See you soon J.C.

Categories: Armageddon | Religion | War

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Comments [7] |

Thursday, November 23, 2006 7:41:10 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Hahahaha! Now there's nothing you can do against our army of satan!

Anonymous

Saturday, November 25, 2006 3:14:31 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

The Pilgrims didn't discover America. They didn't even discover Cape Cod (which, being in Massachusetts, you wouldn't acknowledge as a part of America, anyway).

And God killed the heathen Indians who had stolen the land from the Europeans, evidently. The Indians who had been living peacefully in the Americas for 30,000 years.

I do come to this site every day, and I AM entertained, but not in the way you intended. I'm still trying to figure out if this site is a parody.

Anonymous

Saturday, November 25, 2006 5:59:59 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

left to be thankful for. I've been miserable ever since those stupid liberal hacked our Diebold machines and stole congress from us. I was far more miserable then some lame Indian named Drinks on Porches being a baby about being put in his proper place on a reservation.
But thanks to you, LAK, I have hope. The thought of all those whiney liberal sausage suckers in San Francisco going up in flames just made my day. You know what the best thing about hellfire is? We can all piss on those liberals while they burn without extinguishing the flames! Haw, Haw, Haw!!!

McJirk

Sunday, November 26, 2006 1:37:12 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

You can tell me to burn in hell all you want, but I get the last laugh...BECAUSE THERE IS NO HELL!!! And you can laugh all you want about how you are going to be saved while all the libs burn, but it is I who is laughing at you...BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOD AND YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE SAVED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Anonymous

Sunday, November 26, 2006 10:03:08 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Dear Retard, i pray that you really don't believe that. Because when you die and realize that there is a hell, it will be too late. And forever and ever you will be tormented, in pain and agony. And all of the Faithful that accepted JESUS CHRIST as their Lord and Saviour will watch as people lIke you get judgement from JESUS. Mock us all you want. We are right. You are wrong. Don't hate us for being right.

david

Sunday, December 31, 2006 11:43:22 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Um, I don't think that white people are immune to smallpox like you seemed to indicate. I am going to assume that by "God's People" you are referring to white's.

Which is interesting since Jesus (assuming he even did exist) sure as hell wasn't white! HA HA.

PS: I assume that this site is satire; as such it is very entertaining.

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