Evolution is so crazy, it will make our kids go insane!#
Here is a cartoon dramatization of what could (and probably would) happen if we forced the insane ideas of evolution on our young children.



Why are "scientists" so stupid??

Why can't they just accept that God did it?

It's just that simple!

Why? Cause God dit it!

So to all you scientists out there, please STFU!

Thursday, November 16, 2006 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Saturday, November 18, 2006 12:34:02 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
have butt sex with a retarted mutant fish frog monkey, as far as I'm cobcerned. Of course, the retarted mutant fish frog monkey would be the top. But those liberals would brobably be expecting a federaly subsidized wastefull beurocracy regulating it to force retarted mutant fish frog monkey to gice them a reach adound.
Those damn liberals! Always looking for a handout.
McJirk
Saturday, November 18, 2006 2:34:32 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I can't even find your point beyond all the spelling errors.
Anonymous
Sunday, November 19, 2006 2:53:55 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Evolution happened. Deal with it. You can even use your brain and make it fit quite nicely into a Christian world-view, but I know you'd rather be an idiot.
Anonymous
Monday, November 20, 2006 3:43:30 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Hey genius, if evolution really happend why are scientists having a hard time prooving it? There are too many flaws in evolution that scientists still can't explain it. So if you want to believe that you evolved from monkies or gorillas then be my guest. GOD put us here you dumb ass liberal moron. You have no faith. Now go have ass sex with your gay "life partner" you fag!!!!!!!!
david
Monday, November 20, 2006 4:06:02 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Scientists aren't having a hard time proving evolution. Scientists proved evolution over one hundred years ago, and most sensible people accepted this proof. It's just the ignorant morons that listen to the creation "scientists" that think otherwise. I have plenty of faith. I also have brains. I use my brains to help me understand my faith, and I use science to help me do that. What's wrong with studying God's world?
Anonymous
Monday, November 20, 2006 9:14:09 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
its not just the proof 100 years ago... what was it? last month a dolphin with hind-legs was found in the pacific (btw hind means 'in the back" for all you lightbulbs out there) you know im no commie by any means, I vote right wing, but ffs use your brain or your'e just like those soviets brown-nosing stalin himself....!
Anonymous
Tuesday, November 21, 2006 2:48:11 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
anyone know that "mr garrison" on south park ( "guy" in the green) had a sex change... and after he came out of the closet , also, about 3 minutes later in the episode "he" has "butt sex" with a dude, you know, its a nice try but fcn watch the whole episode first, and btw... the fat kids mom is a she-male that had the fat kid by impregnating herself...its just so goddamn funny that u wifebeaters put it on your own godforsaken site, shows your IQ im guessn?...HAHAHAHA
Anonymous
Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11:46:17 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
A true Republican would not use such immoral, lack-of-family-values cartoons to make their point.
Anonymous
Monday, December 18, 2006 6:12:06 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Evolution is a theory. It has never been proven and it is IMPOSSIBLE to prove it. And before people start screaming at me, keep in mind GRAVITY is also still a theory. As a BioChem major at UTexas, I accept Evolution as fact just as I accept Gravity as fact. I also know that by believing in Evolution, I will have a better job than people who DON'T believe in it. And that's just fine with me. A little less competition. Whoever's blog this is... please keep convincing people to be retarded. Less people competing against me for a 6 figure income job. Thanks!
Anonymous
Thursday, December 28, 2006 4:20:13 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You crazy kids and your “god”
Anonymous
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 9:43:18 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
oh my god.

this only makes that southpark episode even funnier -
it is making fun of people like you, who take the bible completely literally and have contempt for things they do not understand.
wow
Monday, April 07, 2008 12:07:43 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Noone can be this stupid. This has to be a comedy site.
cvor
Tuesday, June 03, 2008 10:49:14 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
This is a satire right? These people don't believe this actually? I honestly want to believe these people are joking, nobody could be such a racist human believing in this. The earth is not 6000 years old, that's ridiculous.
I can't believe it
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