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If the Republicans don't kick ass in this election cycle, it will be all Mehlman's fault.  Mehlman's handling of this election is the only reason people are considering voting Democratic, the only reason!!

Mehlman was all over the place saying "Stay the course" when clearly Bush's stance on Iraq was "Stay A Course."  That didn't help at all... maybe he should have spent more time listening to the President and less time on the Daily Show!!

Also, it has recently been reported that Mehlman is gay. Mehlman like many rich Republicans got the flu shot this year, and I believe that is how he caught the gay.

But, however he caught it, he has it, and Cheney could use that as his excuse to clean house and kill Mehlman during their hunting trip.

It could go something like this: "It was time for a change, and he pretty much attempted to fondle my testicles. We now know that, beyond any doupt, that Ken Mehlman is gay, and I was obligated by my position as Vice President to exercise my right to terminate his life. Who knows how many of our brave soldiers would have die had I not acted, and so why shooting Mr. Mehlman may not be popular, it was the right think to do and I would do it again. Full speed ahead."

Do you think this will happen? Stay tuned to Fox News to see if I am right!!!