Keep the election discussion on topic: John Kerry's Botched Joke#


Now media coverage is starting to die down, so we need to come up with different angles to this story...

  • Why does John Kerry hate the troops? 
  • Does John Kerry think he is above the intelligence level of our troops? 
  • Does John Kerry think only the poor should be sacrificed in Iraq? 
  • John Kerry doesn't care about black people. 
  • Rumor has it that John Kerry thought the Iraqi troops were smarter and brighter than our own troops. 
  • Did John Kerry ever intentionally put troops in danger in Vietnam because he thought they were stupid and deserved to be purged from the gene pool? 
  • If this was WWII would John Kerry be rooting for the "superior" Arian army of Hitler?
  • Does Kerry want to kill babies for their stem cells so he can use them to make our soldiers smarter?
  • Does insulting the soldiers count as an assault on them, and if so can Kerry be tried for treason and executed?
The hardest part about the next few days will be keeping the topic of conversation on these discussions, and not on the stuff the Democrats want to talk about.

So here are some point by point ways that you can change the discussion for their talking points to our talking points:

Liberals: What are we going to do in Iraq?
What we aren't going to do is call our troops dump and stupid idiots who deserve what's coming to them, which is the Democrats position according to John Kerry.

Liberals: We need to have universal healthcare.
Our Topic Changer: The only reason Democrats think we think we need universal healthcare is that they think our soldiers are too stupid to remember to fill out the paperwork to get their own private health care.  I think our soldiers are smart enough to do that on their own.

Liberals: This administration has allowed rampant war profiteering and there are billions of dollars given to companies like Halliburton that are completely unaccounted for.
Our Topic Changer: So are you saying that our troops are too stupid to balance a checkbook?  I guess all Democrats DO agree with Kerry that soldiers are stupid.

Liberals: We need to investigate stem cell research to help those with serious diseases.
Our Topic Changer: Serious disease like stupidity?  You want to cure our troops of their stupidity?  Is that the John Kerry stem cell plan?  From what I hear, he hates our troops!

Liberals: The Bush administration was incompetent when it came to Katrina.
Our Topic Changer: So are you saying that, not only do Democrats think that our troops are morans, but you also think that our rescue workers and coast guard are dumb as bricks too?

Liberals: North Korea now has nuclear weapons, and Iran is close to geting them.
Our Topic Changer: You liberals keep trying to change the subject to talk about the possible nuclear attack on our country, but let's talk about John Kerry.  What was he thinking when he said that our troops were the dumbest he had ever seen?  Is he a terrorist himself?

Liberals: What about the amazing level of corruption seen in the Republican party?
Our Topic Changer: Yes I would like to know how much Al Qeada paid John Kerry to call our troops dumb, and why the Democratic party is standing behind him on the issue of our troops being stupid.

So, be ready with your talking points, and remember to say on message.

John Kerry = Democrat
John Kerry = Anti-Troops
Anti-Troops = Anti-American
Anti-American = Democrats



Friday, November 03, 2006 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Friday, November 03, 2006 7:38:16 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I'm actually wasting words & time but I can't help myself. Based on what you wrote (or was it a botched joke?),you have no sense left in your noggin. I would be afraid to leave my kids with you. The most important issue is Iraq & all the soldiers we've lost, with only families & friends left to grieve for them. If you think Kerry's botched joke is a bigger priority than preventing more dead American soldiers, you are dead wrong - no pun intended (whoops, a botched joke!).

You need to enlist & feel bullets whiz past your head, see your buddy's leg get blown off, watch an Iraqi child's head get completely ripped apart by a grenade - then, maybe you'll understand what the priority is. You make me sick. No, I'm not a Democrat nor a liberal or else I'd really go off on punks like you who's only false power is your ignorant words.
Anonymous
Friday, November 03, 2006 10:36:24 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I realize you're just one of the dumb troops out there, but maybe you can look this up in the dictionary: SATIRE
Anonymous
Saturday, November 04, 2006 2:29:56 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
The real question is, why hasn't that piece-of-shite traitor Jon Carry been shot in the head yet?
Anonymous
Saturday, November 04, 2006 2:43:18 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
heheh!...this is great spin...could of been written by that evil fat f*ck Karl Goebbels...err...I mean ROVE himself.
Macaca
Saturday, November 04, 2006 9:14:10 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
how do you think the morons in boston feel they just keep electing this jackass how stupid can you possibly be to keep voting for this lying piece of $%^$#*!!???
Anonymous
Sunday, November 05, 2006 6:47:38 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Anony-Mouse wrote: "...this lying piece of $%^$#*!!???"

Yeah...and he's ugly, too....like your mother.
Macaca
Sunday, November 05, 2006 6:19:09 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
We all know he is an UnAmerican piece of trash who does dishonor to the men and women who are protecting his big mouth.
Anonymous
Monday, November 06, 2006 2:45:17 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Does he know the one about the duck the priest and the nun who walk into a bar.
frankstige
Monday, November 13, 2006 10:04:55 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
HA HA! Hilarious! Republicans really DO talk like those "subject changers," too!
Anonymous
Friday, August 10, 2007 4:24:32 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
hey dumbass hes something for you to read

YOU = liberal
THIS = Conservative Website

NOW GET THE FUCK OUT LIBERAL PEICE OF TRASH CUZ U WENT TO THE WAR U THINK YOUR RIGHT? OHHH U R A PEICE OF SHIT AND U SAY OUR WORDS R IGNORANT? LOOK AT JOHN KERRY'S FLIP FLOPS READ BILL CLINTON QUOTES AND U CALL OUR WORDS IGNORANT? READ OBAMAS SHIT AND HIS PLAN FOR PAKISTAN YOU ARE THE IGNORANT FUCK SO STFU

Another liberal fucked up through the ass by me.
2.burnt.2.eat
Saturday, August 11, 2007 11:51:54 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
YEA!!! That is Brilliant 2.burnt.2.eat!!

Perfectly explains how us Republicans think!
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