It's Working!!! It's Working!!!!#
Votes for Democrats are showing up as Republicans, YES!!!!! I love it when a plan comes together!
... He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist.
Oh man it is working!!! We are going to win every election for the rest of eternity!! I am so excited!

Listen to the good news:
Joan Marek, 60, a Democrat from Hollywood, was also stunned to see Charlie Crist on her ballot review page after voting on Thursday. "Am I on the voting screen again?" she wondered. "Well, this is too weird."
Even better...
Mauricio Raponi wanted to vote for Democrats across the board at the Lemon City Library in Miami on Thursday. But each time he hit the button next to the candidate, the Republican choice showed up.
This election is going to be a blowout!!  Praise Jesus!

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006 #    Comments [19]  | 

 

Wednesday, November 01, 2006 3:44:27 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
i was unaware that jesus was in favor of cheating to win elections. We all know that when he ran for Prince of Peace, he deliberately contracted with Diebold to change all votes in favor of his opponent, some guy named Stan, to votes in favor of him.

I believe he remarked "Fairness and equality shall have no place in my kingdom, only dictatorial indiscretion. I shall lie to the people about democracy when, in truth, its merely a theocratic regime with leaders appointed by yours truly."

Its glorious! Fraud on a mass scale is what the Bible is all about right? Right? who's with me?
Anonymous
Wednesday, November 01, 2006 6:04:27 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
you my friend are an unamerican, need i say fascist, piece of shit.
Anonymous
Wednesday, November 01, 2006 6:26:54 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I don't know whom created this site or whom the moderator is, but with the 5 minutes of my life I spent reading here, this is the largest collection of stupid people I have met online.

1. Jesus does not exist to have a opinion on the voting machines.
2. Diebold has already been called out on the 04' fix and the CFO admitted to it, so the problem has more then likely been fixed.

You are all stupid beyond all comprehension.
Anonymous
Wednesday, November 01, 2006 8:18:13 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
1) Jesus DOES have an interest in seeing the Republicans win. Jesus is a Republican, and so is God. They are going to make sure we win and continue doing their work and taking out the enemy in the name of the Lord!

2) These "problems" (hahahahahaha) are not from 04, these are from early voting THIS WEEK!!! HAHAHAAH. It's actually kinda sad, but we just can't allow people to vote for whoever they want in office, we have to make sure that we get the RIGHT people in there: people who will cut my taxes and make sure God is always consulted on every piece of public policy!

Think of it this way: George Bush is like Jesus, and John Kerry is like the Devil. We have to do what we can to keep the Devil from taking over the Earth (at least until the rapture), so if that means fixing the election, so be it! Jesus would approve!
LiberalAssKicker
Wednesday, November 01, 2006 8:18:22 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
it's obvious that this is a joke web site. and not funny at all.
Anonymous
Wednesday, November 01, 2006 8:48:47 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You can't argue with someone like this, first off his arguments don't make any sense. Secondly, things like jesus and the devil always find their way into it. another week till the dems take over congress, and GASP! NANCY PELOSI (uh oh) will finally hold this administration accountable for what its done.
Anonymous
Wednesday, November 01, 2006 8:55:19 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I'm sure that if every election was fixed true Americans would revolt against the govt. and pull them down. It is our constitutional right(and in that case extemely patriotic).Then again, all is fine untill the choppers show up and i'm sure the repigs have no problem killing american citizens.
Anonymous
Wednesday, November 01, 2006 9:34:45 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Americans won't revolt! Are you joking?

Apparently you don't see the genuis of Karl Rove!

For people to revolt, they need TIME to devote. Rove et all have most Americans working 50-70 hours a week. After all that, who has the time for a revolution? No one!

Second, which party owns all the guns? We do! Jesus wanted us to be able to defend his chosen Presdient in case what you said happened!

Finally, do you think it is a coincidence that Bush just signed a law allowing him to arrest, or I mean "detain" and torture American citizens without any reason? He is ready for this "revolution," and he will have the CIA ready to take anyone who complains off to some "Black Site" outside of the country where they can be tortured for the rest of their life.

Praise Jesus!
LiberalAssKicker
Wednesday, November 01, 2006 9:47:21 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
your an idiot admin this site has to be a joke
Anonymous
Thursday, November 02, 2006 12:20:13 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Wow, how about we reinstate Saddam Hussein on a little island somewhere, and you can all go be his loyal subjects and praise Jesus when you go through elections like this. Oh, and when he hauls you off for praising Jesus and not Allah, I hope you remember that you agreed with the torture when it wasn't being done to you.
Anonymous
Thursday, November 02, 2006 12:28:54 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"it's obvious that this is a joke web site. and not funny at all."

Jokes are funny.
This site is not funny.
Therefore, this site is not a joke.

I love cornering these stupid Libtards with logic. :-D
Anonymous
Thursday, November 02, 2006 12:51:36 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Trust me on this. I served for 12 yrs. My hand pistol of choice is a S.W. 460 it has the same velocity at 200 yards as a 44 mag at muzzle, my favorite rifle M700 rem.30-06 and i own both and this great nation trained me to survive off the land and fight in an urban setting so where do you live again punk ???
Anonymous
Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:12:54 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Logic requires truths that are not subjective.
Humor is subjective.
Therefore, saying this site is not funny is a subjective comment. Therefore, you have not used logic and cannot corner anyone with it.
Anonymous
Thursday, November 02, 2006 2:05:09 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
can't wait till G Dubb is a lame duck
Anonymous
Thursday, November 02, 2006 2:42:22 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
(you so called) god made man in hi own image, some men are fags, therefore (your so called)god is a fucking fag.
Anonymous
Thursday, November 02, 2006 2:07:55 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
It's about time someone put up a site that tells the TRUTH!
Hey man - let me know if you need any funding help to keep the site and your ads going. The more people who get exposed to the TRUTH, the sooner we will have a sane country again.
Martian
Thursday, November 02, 2006 6:47:49 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Is this site a joke? If it is, it's really funny. If it isn't, I'm really scared.
Anonymous
Friday, November 03, 2006 12:43:14 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Yeah, thank you -- it takes this kind of drooling mania to wake up the post-Abbie Hoffman crowd, wake them up from their cappucino haze and remind them that freedom is never, ever free.

What's it mean to be a follower of Christ? What's it mean to be a citizen of the (all rise) United States of America? How exactly do you define torture -- and does it matter if you are not a citizen?

What does freedom mean?

I know. I served for twenty years, and was in Pakistan in 1990. One fellow I was working with followed the wisdom of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), but rejected any form of violence. Don't understand? Go back to Gethsemane, listen to Yeshua say "put away your swords".
Anonymous
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:14:19 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
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