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Steve Howards used to have sick daydreams where he would "fantasize" about what he would say and do to Dick Cheney if he ever met him.

But, thankfully for all involved, when Howards DID meet President Cheney, those homoerotic desires were overcome, possibly because they were in public, and Howards 2 children were present.

Instead Howards let fly a horrific string of cutter mouth cuss words, assaulting Cheney!

Howards later confessed to the assualt:

“I didn’t even know he was in town,” Howards says. “He was walking through the area shaking hands. Initially, I walked past him. Then I said to myself, ‘I can’t in good conscience let this opportunity pass by.’ So I approached him, I got about two feet away, and I said in a very calm tone of voice, ‘Your policies in Iraq are reprehensible.’ And then I walked away.”

Howards says he knew the Administration has a “history of making problems” for people who protest its policies, so he wanted to leave off at that.

Well you can't just do that Mr. Cheney and then "leave off", whatever that means.

Howards then pretended to be surpised when he was arrested.

"This Secret Service man came out of the shadows, and his exact words were, ‘Did you assault the Vice President?’ ”

Here’s how Howards says he responded: “No, but I did tell Mr. Cheney the way I felt about the war in Iraq, and if Mr. Cheney wants to be shielded from public criticism, he should avoid public places. If exercising my constitutional rights to free speech is against the law, then you should arrest me.”

Which is just what the agent, Virgil D. “Gus” Reichle Jr, proceeded to do.

“He grabbed me and cuffed my hands behind my back in the presence of my eight-year-old son and told me I was being charged with assault of the Vice President,”Howards recalls.

This man is in charge of the day to day operations of this country and it's military. How many soldiers lost their life because Cheney was delayed by Howards? How many terrorists were emboldened by the news of an American citizen talking back Mr. Cheney and decided to blow themselves up killing innocent people?

“First of all, I was scared,” Howard recalls. “They wouldn’t tell my wife where they were taking me. Second of all, I was incredulous this could be happening in the United States of America. This is what I read about happening in Tiananmen Square. They hauled me away to Eagle County jail and kept me with my hands cuffed behind my back for three hours.”

At the jail, the charge against him was reduced to harassment, he says, and he was released on $500 bond. The Eagle County DA’s office eventually dropped that charge.

This is where the story goes all wrong.

This guy, Howards, is basically a terrorist. He got in the face of our leader, and who knows how much damaged he caused to American interests by stepping out of line?

Howards is lucky that his happened a few weeks ago, because NOW we finally have a way to deal with people like Steve Howards: The Military Commissions Act of 2006.

Under the OLD laws, the secret service was FORCED to bring this guy to an official jail and run him through the process.

He gets to see a judge, post bond, and have his case heard.

Now, under the NEW laws we can finally deal with guys like Howards. Instead of "arresting" him and taking him to an "official" jail, we can now "detain" him, and move him to a secret PMITA prison, where we can torture this bastard until he gives up his anti-american, pro-terrorist opinions.

This is the kind of thing that we need this new law for. People like Steve Howards need to be detained until they give up their evil-doer ways, and become a TRUE freedom loving American.

In reality, Howards should feel like the most lucky guy on Earth to have gotten off so easy.

If Howards would have done this just a few weeks later, he would be looking at life in a secret prison somewhere in Eastern Europe, being tortured daily.

If Howards was found by Cheney before he was caught by the secret police, then Cheney probably would have shot him in the face.  He has done it before to send a message, and he will do it again, trust me.