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LiberalAssKicker: Yo MoFo, whats up?
Maf54: nm u?
LiberalAssKicker: What do you mean nm? Everyone is talking about the claims against you!
Maf54: Oh yea that.
LiberalAssKicker: You still there?
Maf54: Oh yea sorry.
Maf54: Had to run 2 the bathroom. I got the squirts.
LiberalAssKicker: Gross.

Maf54: Yea I guess people are talking about it. I saw your site, thanks for running that story about the Dems setting me up.
LiberalAssKicker: No problem, I am always trying to get the truth out.
Maf54: Hey what are you wearing?
LiberalAssKicker: Just normal clothes.
Maf54: Details please!
LiberalAssKicker: Khakis and a button down shirt. Why?
LiberalAssKicker: Hello?
Maf54: Sorry... keep going
LiberalAssKicker: Keep going what
LiberalAssKicker: Are you still there?
Maf54: Yea I'm here.
LiberalAssKicker: So I read that your lawyer put out a story that you are gay and were molested by a priest.
LiberalAssKicker: That's a great cover story.
Maf54: Yea, great story. Hey do you have a ruler nearby?
LiberalAssKicker: A ruler? For what?
Maf54: For measuring things.
LiberalAssKicker: Hmmm no. Why?
Maf54: never mind.
LiberalAssKicker: Is rehab going well?
Maf54: Rehab?
LiberalAssKicker: Yea, I heard you went into an AA rehab center.
Maf54: Oh yea. Its a great rehab center here.
LiberalAssKicker: Where is it?
Maf54: what?
LiberalAssKicker: The rehab place where you are staying.
Maf54: I'm in Bangkok.
LiberalAssKicker: Really?
Maf54: Yea, its awesome here.
Maf54: You wouldn't believe the stuff that they let their 14 yr old boys do!
LiberalAssKicker: You mean like drink alcohol and drive cars?
Maf54: What?
LiberalAssKicker: ?
Maf54: Oh yea, right, it's kinda like Wyoming in that respect, very interesting.
LiberalAssKicker: Sounds like fun.
Maf54: OMG you have no idea!
LiberalAssKicker: So what about all this stuff with Hastert? The Dems are trying to take him down too!
Maf54: Really? Why?
LiberalAssKicker: They said that he "knew" about these fake emails that the Dems planted on your computer.
Maf54: Oh.
LiberalAssKicker: You didn't talk much with Hastert did you?
Maf54: Oh no! We talked all the time!!
Maf54: Did you know that he used to coach high school wrestling??!?!?
LiberalAssKicker: no
Maf54: I could never get enough of the stories he would tell
Maf54: All the body contact with those hot studs
Maf54: Sometimes he would even "demonstrate" the techniques on them!!!
LiberalAssKicker: Isn't that what coaches are supposed to do?
Maf54: Did you know there is a take-down called the "High Crotch" takedown??
LiberalAssKicker: can't say I did
Maf54: and there is a pin maneuver called the "saturday night ride" where you basically wrap yourself around the other guy and thrust your hips till he is "pinned"!!
LiberalAssKicker: interesting
Maf54: I think I might have found my next job!! :) LOL
Maf54: Now I just need to learn how to wrestle!
LiberalAssKicker: I don't think its easy
Maf54: Maybe you would be interested in practicing with me
LiberalAssKicker: hmm no thanks
Maf54: we could wrestle and then have some drinks, and then who knows?
LiberalAssKicker: no thanks
Maf54: ok fine
LiberalAssKicker: So is it ok if I tell my readers you are innocent? I know you are trying to be a good soldier for the Republicans, but I think the truth needs to be told.
Maf54: sure whatever you want stud.
LiberalAssKicker: Ok. Thanks again congressman! You are the best!
Maf54: No you are the best. And some day I am going to get you in the sack!
LiberalAssKicker: what?
LiberalAssKicker: l8r