Well obviously Mark Foley was setup by the liberals who wanted to take him down for his conservative God-loving ways. How do I know that he was setup? It's obvious... The Democrats have numerous "hacker" connections, including the Al Qaeda hackers that the Defeat-o-crats paid to hack my site and put up gay porn!
You may remember that I got revenge on these people, thanks to my nerd friends at the Heritage Foundation, taking down Democrats.com not once, but twice!! Oh, and I took Air America down too, but who cares about those guys, they are bankrupt right?
Back to the topic at hand! The only "evidence" against Foley, are some "electronic mails" or "e-mails" as they are known on the bad internets, as well as some other stuff called "IMs" whatever that means. I tried searching for IMS (using my favorite conservative search engine ask.com, I NEVER use the liberal google.com ) and all I got was the Institute of Mathematical Statistics.
Apparently these "Inst of Math Statistics" are messages such as:
Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doingMaf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage [redacted screenname] (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running [redacted screenname] (7:42:38 PM): haha...they arent great Maf54 (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture [redacted screenname] (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioningMaf54 (7:43:54 PM): nice Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then [redacted screenname] (7:44:01 PM): haha...hopefully Maf54 (7:44:22 PM): better beMaf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny [redacted screenname] (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked? [redacted screenname] (7:55:12 PM): well ya Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing [redacted screenname] (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes [redacted screenname] (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge [redacted screenname] (8:04:35 PM): ya Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
But, notice that there is no other "non-electronic" evidence against him. No one caught him on table rubbing a boy with a falafel, or flashing a school boy, or attending a disco. Not to mention that it is the Demon-crats that are the party of the homosexual, not the Republicans. So obviously if any politican was a homosexual, they would be liberal dumb-ass-crats.
So the only "evidence" is stuff that was most likely planted by these liberal hackers!
The result is that even though there is no evidence against him, he is forced to resign. Innocent Republican forced to resign despite a lack of evidence. Where have we hard that before? Duke Cunningham anyone? Tom "the big ass hammer" Delay? The liberals and their liberal media are picking our guys off one by one!!
The liberals wanted Foley to fight the charges. They wanted him to say "I'm not a homosexual! I don't like young supple boys. I am not a fan of the Village People!" Then the liberal media could "cover" (aka smear), Foley and the Republicans all the way up to election day, and avoid reporting on all the good news coming out of the middle east.
Foley realized this right away. He saw what was going to happen, and he did the honorable thing, as he has always done. He resigned immediately, to save his party in the November elections.
Make no mistake, he took one for the team!! For that I say, Mark Foley, the Republican party salutes you for your service and honor. You truely represent the greatest goals of the Republicans, and you will be missed.
Based on previous conservatives, I would expect you to recieve the Medal of Freedom from George W. Bush in a week or so.
You sir, are truley a moral and righteous person. And we as Republicans thank you for everything!
Wow.You are some kind of bigger idiot.BOOM!!! In your FACE! That oughta learn 'em!
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