Liberals 'n Friends Skew Poverty Numbers!#
I hate these poor people.  I might pay 2 bucks to this guy if I could kick him in the junk.

One topic I don't like to discuss with my liberal "acquaintances" is the topic of poverty. 

I hate hearing about poverty.  If these people would just go out and get jobs, we won't have this problem!! 

I don't get it!  I mean, just look at me!  Why am I not living in poverty? 

I did the right things.  After my sophomore year at a private University, I had my dad get me an internship at the company where he is a VP. 

Two years later I graduated and instead of living on the street and pushing up the poverty numbers, I choose to accept a consulting job with a "Big 5" company.  So instead of being poor, I was wealthy. 

It's so simple!  I don't get it really... these "poverty people."

No one wants to talk about the fact that these people like living like they do.  They don't ever have to worry about losing their job.  They never need to get up early for work.  They never have to worry about their pensions, or retirement, or healthcare premiums, or the performance of the portfolio, or what their coworkers will think of their new car etc.

In short, they lead a very care-free life.  So why is it the role of the government to make these people do something different?  I believe they should be allowed to live how they want.

But back to the poverty numbers. 

Liberal asshats love to throw a meaningless static in my face whenever I start yelling at them about Bush's economic policy.  "Poverty" levels declined every single year under Clinton, and have increased every single year under George W. Bush.

I knew this had to be bogus because Bush kept telling me about how great the economy was doing all this time.

Today, we finally got the answer, and just as I expected, it was the Liberal Elite and their pals (illegal aliens) causing the rise in the numbers... on purpose!!

There are 2 factors impacting the poverty numbers in a negative way for President GWB.

1) Illegal alients are flooding into our country by the billions, usually 10-15 per car, and each of them is worth absolutely nothing when they enter the country.  Even if you are "rich" in mexico, in the US you are in poverty.  I read about a Mexican who sold his house and took the money to the US to start a new life, and the only thing he afford with the money from his house was a used lawn mower.  It's that bad!  So even if every person right now makes $100,000 over the next year, the poverty numbers will still be large because of the billions of mexicans coming over here, who having yet made their fortunes in the US market.

2) Liberal Elites taking years off work.  Liberal Elite, who are the educated northeast liberal democRATs, have made so much money thanks to the Bush economy, that they can afford to take years and years off from work.  So at the end of the year they have no income, so they are counted in the poverty numbers!! 

They are doing this on purpose in order to make our president look bad, but it won't work in the end.  The world has never seen an economy this strong, and the liberal media can't hide the fact that all Americans are better off than they were 5 years ago forever.  The truth will get out.

 

Wednesday, September 06, 2006 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Wednesday, September 06, 2006 8:38:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Yeah, my dad took of most of 2003, 2004 and 2005. He worked for Anderson and after Enron, Anderson laid everyone off and went belly up. He finally got a job this year after like 30 interviews. Yep, that was his plan, not work to skew the poverty numbers.
frankstige
Wednesday, September 06, 2006 8:47:07 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Well your Dad is a jerk!!

By not working for those 3 years to skew the poverty numbers, he is undermining the president, giving comfort to our enemies, and putting our soldiers in harms way!

You should be ashamed!
LiberalAssKicker
Friday, September 08, 2006 2:34:18 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You are a funny fucker! Always entertaining =)
Anonymous
Wednesday, September 27, 2006 1:04:26 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Although poverty is a bad thing, you must realize that it is not always there fault. Try telling a bum to get off the street and get a job. What will he do?? I bet he will not be able to fill out an application. It's hard to find jobs even if you have resources, connections and college degrees.
Anonymous
Friday, October 19, 2007 7:09:15 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
The bias of this article is so obviously apparent. "Instead of poverty I chose wealth." LoL! If your dad was the VP of a large company, you were already NOT POOR!!!! Also, you appear rather retarded as well because you didn't seem to grasp this point.

"Liberal Elites taking years off work. " LoL, LoL, LoL!!!
Alright, that was now the dumbest thing in the article. Ha ha ha! Yes, your right, liberals are taking off of work JUST so they can skew the poverty #'s and then complain about Bush and the economy. That is absolutely retarded. You sir, and a complete moron!!!
The Dude of Life
Wednesday, November 14, 2007 12:34:52 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
awe another case of daddy gave it to me. I would LOVE to see you live the life of a regular middle income person that actually has to work for a living. You were handed a career because daddy had one. You must be proud... keep telling yourself you worked for it. lol.
fuck it
Wednesday, November 14, 2007 6:35:01 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"fuck it", where have you been?

Getting jobs from your parents is the American way!

Didn't you know that Bush Sr. was President, and HIS father was a Senator?

At one point someone in my family made some money, so now we will continue to benefit from that action for generations to come.

Once the poor people realize this... that all they need to do is have one of them make a lot of money, then things will be a lot better for them.

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