Many of you have been following my crusade against Google, who is leading the new internets into liberal idiocy, but I can finally report on some good news on the internets. In my opinion Google is like the online equivalent of CNN (and no, CNN.com isn't a better equivalent), so I have been looking for the online version of Fox News (other than FoxNews.com). Well, I have found it!!! It's Ask.com. Unlike other search engines, Ask.com works by allowing you to ask it a question, and it will tell you the answer. So I had to go ask the question: Must all Liberals Die? and the answer was a resounding YES as "All Liberals Must Die!!!" filled the results in spots 1, 2, 3 and 4. You see, Ask.com "gets it." They know that we are fighting for our freedom, and it isn't just the terrorists that we have to fight against. There are operatives in our own government who would love nothing more than to see our current government fail, we call them Democrats. My theory was proved true (unlike evolution, which has never been proven) with more searches:Question: Is the war in Iraq going well? Answer: "Despite Perception, War in Iraq Going Well,... "See??? Ask.com even knows about the liberal bias and the perception that is caused by its propaganda. Awesome!! Question: Is George Bush the best president? Answer: George W. Bush is the best... He sure is!!Question: Are the Democrats going to win ever? Answer: Bush is going to win... The Bush family will be in control of this country forever! That is my nightly prayer.I have to say, I love this site! Thinking back, it all makes sense. Ask.com can be access by aj.com and also by askjeeves.com. Jeeves was, of course, a butler. Making sense now? See the connection? I'll help you along...Who has butlers?Rich people.How do rich people vote?Republican.Why do they vote Republican? Because they were smart enough to make a ton of money, they are smart enough to know that Republicans are the obvious choice for government. Which party is Ask.com aligned with?The Republican Party!! YEA!!So I want to urge everyone here. Stop using Google and start using Ask.com. It is a way you can help the fight against terrorism and liberalism just by clicking a mouse.
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