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After what seemed like months of waiting, the "Stand your ground" law has finally gone into effect in Florida! YES!!

For those of you who don't know about the stand your ground law, you can think of it as a litmus test to see if you are a true American, or a liberal puss. I'll show you what I mean. Lets say you are walking down the street and a black drug addict across the street grabs some woman and demands her purse. What do you do? A) Get out of there as fast as possible, RUN! B) Dial 911, C) Pull out your 9 mil and start squeezing off some shots, what do you do?

If you said A, then you are what I call a "Dean Liberal." You are a typical liberal, a total panzy. You are most a homosexual, or at least pro-homo. You never attend church (a REAL Church... none of this "I'm a Unitarian" crap). And you side with terrorists most times.

If you said B, then you are what I call a "McCain Liberal." You are not as much of a puss as the "Dean Liberal," but you are still a wimp. You are probably straight, but no woman would want you (unless that woman was pro-abortion, then she might like your leftist views). You might be pro-life, and you might even go to church, but you don't take a stand on these issues b/c you don't want to offend your "Dean Liberal" friends.

If you said C, then you are a "True American." Congratulations. You are tough and handsome. You are pro-life, and will kick the crap out of anyone who isn't. You would personally kill any terrorist you happened to come across, and you attend church more than twice a week.

Now, back to the law. Would you believe that before last weekend, if you were to pick option C you could actually get in trouble with the police? How crazy is that? Liberals complain about it saying, "Well what if accidently shoot innocent people, or shoot the hostage? Obviously you have never seen the movie "Speed." "Shoot the hostage" provides a major tactical advantage, and the FBI use it all the time.

Think about it... you are a terrorist trying to force someone to convert to Muslum, and all of a sudden there is a "True American" pointing a gun at you. You hold on to your hostage and you are like "Put your gun down, you will hit here and not me!" and then the guy goes ahead and shoots her. Now what do you do? You have no options left but to try to run, and get shot in the back. Bingo!

So, people of Florida, you rock! First, the world can never repay you for what you did in 2000. Can you imagine what would have happened if Gore had won the election? Where would we be today? It's scary to think about it. Now, we have a new reason to thank you, for showing the rest of the world that shootouts are a great way to prevent crime, and a constitutional right under the 2nd amendment as far as I am concerned.

But be careful about your weapon of choice. I am told that grenades and incendiary devices might actually not be covered, so be careful. The liberals will use any excuse to come after gun (and other munitions) owners.